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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:27 pm

Been bitten by my duck. :evil:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:34 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Been bitten by my duck. :evil:
I have a good recipe for Hoisin sauce if you like. :conf:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by William the White » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:51 pm

Can ducks bite?

do they have teeth?

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Post by General Mannerheim » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:04 am

thebish wrote:who'd win in a fight?

General Chitchat or General Mannerheim?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:13 am

Sharon Davies looks utterly redhooculous. What a shame. :(

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Sharon Davies - Photographed earlier - looking redhooculous!

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Sharon Davies - Fit as feck, Pal!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:40 am

William the White wrote:Can ducks bite?

do they have teeth?
Well he left a mark on my arm! One of his girlfriends is poorly and I was trying to move her nearer to food and water and he didn't like it! Tiny but viscious!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:11 am

who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:41 am

thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type - you must remember her from all the Olympic swimming coverage that you watched :D

Purpose of the photos is - top one = post cosmetic surgery. Bottom one = pre cosmetic surgery.

I'm yet to see anyone that actually looks better from having had cosmetic surgery.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:12 am

I suspect the second was
a) a good while ago
b) then 'touched up' (& who wouldn't?)
c) after a good deal of primping & pampering

She's almost 50, so all in all not bad, tho the post surgery one isn't flattering I would think a made up, pampered & touched up one wouldn't be turned away from Chateau Rioja.
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Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:33 am

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Little Green Man » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:39 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:52 am

Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.
I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.

I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.

He lied. The bastard.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:57 am

bobo the clown wrote: I would think a made up, pampered & touched up one wouldn't be turned away from Chateau Rioja.
She'd be touched up by the time she left - especially after I'd plied her with fruit cider, telling her that it's fizzy pop. :twisted:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:42 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.
I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.

I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:12 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.
I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.

I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers. 8)

And if anyone is able to text me the Arsenal score this afternoon would be much appreciated, ta!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:17 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers. 8)
So ..... dare we ask ?????
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:19 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
Daley Thompson used to run for my club Haywards Heath Harriers. 8)
So ..... dare we ask ?????
Dare you ask what? if you may text me the scores this afternoon? Yes you may. And as for Daley, he was before my time. Still holds some of the club records though.

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Post by thebish » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:21 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: Dare you ask what? if you may text me the scores this afternoon? Yes you may. And as for Daley, he was before my time. Still holds some of the club records though.

they'd be 33rpm LPs I imagine... with a few 78s

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:19 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:who is sharon davies and why the photos?

puzzled of Devon.
Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.
I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.

I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
Nah. it was fat Tony.
Scouser-gypsy type with a look of the singing detective.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:48 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Sharon Davies is a former swimming type
And Devonian.
I've just looked up where she was from and she is indeed a Devonian.

I was checking cos my old boss said she was a Runcorn girl and that he'd gone to school with her and that he'd...erm...de-flowered her.He lied. The bastard.
... which, by her own admission and to his great embarrassment, was a feat achieved by Daley Thompson.

Is your old boss Daley Thompson ???
Nah. it was fat Tony.
Scouser-gypsy type with a look of the singing detective.
Then he's a lying twunk. Hunt him down, expose him.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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