Rumble in the Jungle

[Bruce Rioja]

Helen Flanagan is fit as feck. That chest is frigging amazing.

The voice of reason.

I've just looked up Helen Flanagan on Google Images. She's not in the least bit attractive and has big knockers, which, to me, aren't attractive. What's she famous for (assuming something other than big knockers)? I await the tirade of the 'Loaded' Lad-ish-ship.

[Wandering Willy]

Gayer.

[Bruce Rioja]

Gayer.

Au contraire, mon ami!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I'm with Bruce on this. She looks like Miss Piggy on a bad day...

[Burnden Paddock]

BOBFOC!

[Gail Platz]

Helen Flanagan is fit as feck. That chest is frigging amazing.

The voice of reason.

I've just looked up Helen Flanagan on Google Images. She's not in the least bit attractive and has big knockers, which, to me, aren't attractive. What's she famous for (assuming something other than big knockers)? I await the tirade of the 'Loaded' Lad-ish-ship.

She's in Coronation Street. To be fair at least she's done something credible to get celebrity status unlike all the ones that have just achieved fame from crap reality shows like 'Made in Chelsea'.

[Bruce Rioja]

She's in Coronation Street. To be fair at least she's done something credible to get celebrity status unlike all the ones that have just achieved fame from crap reality shows like 'Made in Chelsea'.

Oh, OK. I've absolutely no idea how appearing on one is in any way any more credible than appearing in the other but I'll bow to your greater knowledge.

[Gail Platz]

She's in Coronation Street. To be fair at least she's done something credible to get celebrity status unlike all the ones that have just achieved fame from crap reality shows like 'Made in Chelsea'.

Oh, OK. I've absolutely no idea how appearing on one is in any way any more credible than appearing in the other but I'll bow to your greater knowledge.

Well, considering Coronation Street requires talented actors and actresses, whereas Made in Chelsea is just filming someone's daily routine and requires no talent, then yes there's a significant difference. Not difficult to understand that, is it?

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, considering Coronation Street requires talented actors and actresses, whereas Made in Chelsea is just filming someone's daily routine and requires no talent, then yes there's a significant difference. Not difficult to understand that, is it?

The last time I saw Corrie it had someone in it playing a character called Tyrone and some fat bint playing his bird, neither of whom had a singular modicum of acting talent, so no, you're talking out of your arse! Is that difficult for you to understand?

[Gail Platz]

Well, considering Coronation Street requires talented actors and actresses, whereas Made in Chelsea is just filming someone's daily routine and requires no talent, then yes there's a significant difference. Not difficult to understand that, is it?

The last time I saw Corrie it had someone in it playing a character called Tyrone and some fat bint playing his bird, neither of whom had a singular modicum of acting talent, so no, you're talking out of your arse! Is that difficult for you to understand?

What's your problem, seriously? You're trying to create arguments out of nothing, you know exactly what I mean. Can't be arsed replying to you anymore.

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, considering Coronation Street requires talented actors and actresses, whereas Made in Chelsea is just filming someone's daily routine and requires no talent, then yes there's a significant difference. Not difficult to understand that, is it?

The last time I saw Corrie it had someone in it playing a character called Tyrone and some fat bint playing his bird, neither of whom had a singular modicum of acting talent, so no, you're talking out of your arse! Is that difficult for you to understand?

What's your problem, seriously? You're trying to create arguments out of nothing, you know exactly what I mean. Can't be arsed replying to you anymore.

Eh? I have no argument with you or anyone else. I've never even heard of Made in Chelsea. I have, however, seen Coronation Street and given the stunning lack of talent on display I find it difficult to believe that another TV show could possibly require any less. To paraphrase you, as I pretty much was just for the hell of it because you were attempting to be condescending : "Not difficult to understand that, is it?"

[Prufrock]

In fairness she used to be fit as feck. Saw her around Middlebrook around the cinema when she was about 17/18...sweet jesus. Now though, despite obviously not pretending I'd say 'no', my, how the mighty have fallen (or been artificially propped up).

[jaffka]

I would give her a portion of my man fat

[Bijou Bob]

I fail to see the whole HF thing. Now the Pussy cat doll..............there's a proper woman.

I'd love to have heard the stick Sinclair's had this week at the Etihad over his girlfriend's lack of intellect (To put it very mildly). My money's on her getting dumped within 24 hours of getting back.

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She's in Coronation Street. To be fair at least she's done something credible to get celebrity status unlike all the ones that have just achieved fame from crap reality shows like 'Made in Chelsea'.

Oh, OK. I've absolutely no idea how appearing on one is in any way any more credible than appearing in the other but I'll bow to your greater knowledge.

Well, considering Coronation Street requires talented actors and actresses, whereas Made in Chelsea is just filming someone's daily routine and requires no talent, then yes there's a significant difference. Not difficult to understand that, is it?

Gay!

HF's accent is also fecking ridiculous, she deserves all the stick she gets for that alone.

[BWFC_Insane]

I fail to see the whole HF thing. Now the Pussy cat doll..............there's a proper woman.

I'd love to have heard the stick Sinclair's had this week at the Etihad over his girlfriend's lack of intellect (To put it very mildly). My money's on her getting dumped within 24 hours of getting back.

Yeah, cos I'm sure he's with her for her sharp mind and intellect......

[Gary the Enfield]

I fail to see the whole HF thing. Now the Pussy cat doll..............there's a proper woman.

I'd love to have heard the stick Sinclair's had this week at the Etihad over his girlfriend's lack of intellect (To put it very mildly). My money's on her getting dumped within 24 hours of getting back.

Yeah, cos I'm sure he's with her for her sharp mind and intellect......

....and she him.

[Burnden Paddock]

I fail to see the whole HF thing. Now the Pussy cat doll..............there's a proper woman.

I'd love to have heard the stick Sinclair's had this week at the Etihad over his girlfriend's lack of intellect (To put it very mildly). My money's on her getting dumped within 24 hours of getting back.

Yeah, cos I'm sure he's with her for her sharp mind and intellect......

Obviously not, but he'll be getting hammered every day by team mates due to her pathetic attitude. Not to mention for being as thick as pig shit. There's only so much a man can and should have to take for that matter! To be fair, they probably deserve each other.

[boltonboris]

I've never got as far as her face, but I'd still chuck one up it.

#bangers

[Burnden Paddock]

I've never got as far as her face, but I'd still chuck one up it.

#bangers

Subtle!