TW Members. Introspection on an Epic scale.

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Post by Prufrock » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:53 pm

Some crazy Turks invaded telling us how we were signing Harry Kewell and how that how meant we'd get into the Sampions Ligue. They then called us all 'Basterds'. I think.

They were piss funny, defo my favourite WUMs.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:26 pm

harry kewell, sampions ligue pilayer basterds. they we're the funniest wums :D

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:18 pm

Though the time when Enfield lost access to his existing file of 1,000's of posts, renamed himself Gary the Enfield and was greeted by Mummy saying "hey, there's another guy from Enfield, you should meet him !" was pretty funny (unless you were G-t-E)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:27 pm

Ah yes, that were it. Cheers, Chaps.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:47 pm

Glancing at Tango's enter Maximus thread I saw a couple of names of posters I'd forgotten about; Gertie & Warthog. Where did they get to?
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:02 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Glancing at Tango's enter Maximus thread I saw a couple of names of posters I'd forgotten about; Gertie & Warthog. Where did they get to?
I think Warty left with a flourish to set up his own site. Gertie got a severe attack of baby.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:21 pm

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Harry Genshaw wrote:Glancing at Tango's enter Maximus thread I saw a couple of names of posters I'd forgotten about; Gertie & Warthog. Where did they get to?
I think Warty left with a flourish to set up his own site. Gertie got a severe attack of baby.
I'm not sure about that, Worthy - Warty may have been banned (well, he told me he was). Sluffy went to manage another site (Burnden Aces I think) though he occasionally turns up here and is not banned.

Gertie moved and now has two babies and little time for BWFC. Plus her favourite player was Jussi....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:23 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Glancing at Tango's enter Maximus thread I saw a couple of names of posters I'd forgotten about; Gertie & Warthog. Where did they get to?
I actually entered The Pets Thread in the search panel, to avoid starting another, and came up with this one.

Oh, and Warthog was never banned. He left of his own accord. Fact.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:45 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Glancing at Tango's enter Maximus thread I saw a couple of names of posters I'd forgotten about; Gertie & Warthog. Where did they get to?
I actually entered The Pets Thread in the search panel, to avoid starting another, and came up with this one.

Oh, and Warthog was never banned. He left of his own accord. Fact.
You are, of course, closer to the administrative centre of things than I ever was. Warthog told me his account was deactivated and he never got any sort of satisfactory explanation as to why. He subsequently signed on as Warthog's Friend but didn't stay long. I have no reason to disbelieve either of you. Perhaps ban is the wrong term...
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:13 am

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Oh, and Warthog was never banned. He left of his own accord. Fact.
You beat me to it, TD. I can confirm that Warthog wasn't banned although I do believe he says (and may think) he was. He can come back any time he wants as far as I'm concerned. He was a good poster - although he used to go off on one on occasions. (Don't we all?)
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:37 am

bobo the clown wrote:Though the time when Enfield lost access to his existing file of 1,000's of posts, renamed himself Gary the Enfield and was greeted by Mummy saying "hey, there's another guy from Enfield, you should meet him !" was pretty funny (unless you were G-t-E)
That were genius. One or two other Enfield classics knocking around the site too :pray:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:21 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Though the time when Enfield lost access to his existing file of 1,000's of posts, renamed himself Gary the Enfield and was greeted by Mummy saying "hey, there's another guy from Enfield, you should meet him !" was pretty funny (unless you were G-t-E)
That were genius. One or two other Enfield classics knocking around the site too :pray:
How on earth did he manage to lose posts?! :conf: Thats pretty impressive, even for GtE!

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:23 am

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bobo the clown wrote:Though the time when Enfield lost access to his existing file of 1,000's of posts, renamed himself Gary the Enfield and was greeted by Mummy saying "hey, there's another guy from Enfield, you should meet him !" was pretty funny (unless you were G-t-E)
That were genius. One or two other Enfield classics knocking around the site too :pray:
How on earth did he manage to lose posts?! :conf: Thats pretty impressive, even for GtE!
He somehow could no longer access his own persona .... so had to create a new one & start as a newbie. The posts remain, I think.

Deeply troubled that boy is.



I just investerigatrated .... Enfield White : 4,067 posts.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:30 am

Just a few of Enfield's difficulties over the years...

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Forums? What forums!

Heeeelllppp

Is it just me?

I'm sure you'll agree that he has more than your average number of issues with the site :wink:

Sorry Enfield, it is in the interests of enlightenment :mrgreen:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:14 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Just a few of Enfield's difficulties over the years...

Echoes

Forums? What forums!

Heeeelllppp

Is it just me?

I'm sure you'll agree that he has more than your average number of issues with the site :wink:

Sorry Enfield, it is in the interests of enlightenment :mrgreen:
:lol: that made superb reading. Schadenfreude.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:33 am

Just to put the score straight: I've checked out the Warhog situation. He left, as I said, of his own accord, but returned and was later banned for life. I had, I'll admit, forgotten about the second situation, that's why I checked. Officially, he's banned permanently. Here endeth the matter.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:11 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
:lol: that made superb reading. Schadenfreude.
I feel bad for highlighting it. He's a good chap really :D

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Post by jaffka » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:44 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Just to put the score straight: I've checked out the Warhog situation. He left, as I said, of his own accord, but returned and was later banned for life. I had, I'll admit, forgotten about the second situation, that's why I checked. Officially, he's banned permanently. Here endeth the matter.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:49 pm

jaffka wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Just to put the score straight: I've checked out the Warhog situation. He left, as I said, of his own accord, but returned and was later banned for life. I had, I'll admit, forgotten about the second situation, that's why I checked. Officially, he's banned permanently. Here endeth the matter.
have you over ruled zulu?
No. I think he forgot too. It's three years ago.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:52 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Just to put the score straight: I've checked out the Warhog situation. He left, as I said, of his own accord, but returned and was later banned for life. I had, I'll admit, forgotten about the second situation, that's why I checked. Officially, he's banned permanently. Here endeth the matter.
Fck ....you contacted him to ASK him that ?!?!

Bravo.

Now THAT is modern art.
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