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Yes. It's one you can't pull over.thebish wrote:yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?CrazyHorse wrote:...after tip-off.thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
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bobo the clown wrote:Yes. It's one you can't pull over.thebish wrote:yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?CrazyHorse wrote:...after tip-off.thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
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bobo the clown wrote:Yes. It's one you can't pull over.thebish wrote:yes - but a circumcision ambulance went missing - is there even such a thing?CrazyHorse wrote:...after tip-off.thebish wrote:what on earth is a circumcision ambulance??
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'Vile' is a word that springs, nay leaps to mind at the merest mention of this nice person's name. Is this not sectarianism at best? Racism by any other name?
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It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
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Fxckin hell, eh? California... What a pit. Makes Raqqa, Kunduz, Kandahar, Riyadh, Sirte, Gaza, Tripoli, Chechnya, anywhere where Boko Haram is, look like Paradise. Hmmmm.TANGODANCER wrote:It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
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My point was Spots, the Americans, as a nation, are not the squeaky clean mom and pop apple pie family units that the politicians like to put across. They're always the first to point the finger at others faults and ignore their own.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Fxckin hell, eh? California... What a pit. Makes Raqqa, Kunduz, Kandahar, Riyadh, Sirte, Gaza, Tripoli, Chechnya, anywhere where Boko Haram is, look like Paradise. Hmmmm.TANGODANCER wrote:It just kills me when America start on the righteous path. A land without gun control, an almost unbelievable diary of daily killings, rapes, murders and anything else that constitutes crime is the norm for self-serving politicians who wouldn't demean themselves to walk down the same streets they swear to serve. My wife, a tourist in California was threatened with jail by a great hulking policeman; her crime?..she crossed the road without using a crossing. Not knowing was no excuse. I personally saw guns drawn twice and handcuffs used by cops on drunks in Santa Monica. Donald Trump for president? Yeah, right. Home of the brave and land of the free????
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Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, has been confirmed by God's spin doctor, as curing a Brazilian man of 'several' brain tumours in 2008.
Why did God give the Brazilian man 'several' brain tumours? Was one big fxcker not good enough?
Why confine it to such mundane suffering, why didn't he grow 'several' pustulent heads each of which spoke in tongues?
Why did she wait so long?
How does the Pope get this information, and does he know if Trevor Birch has secured a sale for Euxton to Preston?
Why did God give the Brazilian man 'several' brain tumours? Was one big fxcker not good enough?
Why confine it to such mundane suffering, why didn't he grow 'several' pustulent heads each of which spoke in tongues?
Why did she wait so long?
How does the Pope get this information, and does he know if Trevor Birch has secured a sale for Euxton to Preston?
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Christopher Hitchens was the Devil's Advocate for her beatification hearing. Described himself as being the first person to ever represent the Devil pro bono
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SuperbPrufrock wrote:Christopher Hitchens was the Devil's Advocate for her beatification hearing. Described himself as being the first person to ever represent the Devil pro bono
It's got me thinking now. Christopher Hitchens was obviously unsuccessful, and he did it for free. Maybe the Devil needs proper representation: you know, the kind that can only be purchased at about £150,000 per annum.
Devil's Advocacy needs to progress down the charity CEO route.
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Ah, but interestingly, she never even met the bloke, his family just happened to have prayed to MT for his remission and medics cold find no medical reason for his recovery! It beggars belief that in the 21st century, someone is serving up this unevidenced garbage for the consumption of the mases.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, has been confirmed by God's spin doctor, as curing a Brazilian man of 'several' brain tumours in 2008.
Why did God give the Brazilian man 'several' brain tumours? Was one big fxcker not good enough?
Why confine it to such mundane suffering, why didn't he grow 'several' pustulent heads each of which spoke in tongues?
Why did she wait so long?
How does the Pope get this information, and does he know if Trevor Birch has secured a sale for Euxton to Preston?
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Well they're hardly going to have actual evidence are they?!
The problem with social media and the like is is difficult to know what is going outside your echo chamber. Has there been much coverage of the case against - that (as fast as anyone does) she did not at all deserve sainthood?
The problem with social media and the like is is difficult to know what is going outside your echo chamber. Has there been much coverage of the case against - that (as fast as anyone does) she did not at all deserve sainthood?
In a world that has decided
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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You don't think she could have slept with Neil Lennon do you?
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I tried to do number 4 the other day and they made me select 'no mail' in 25 separate drop down menus.
Are you really sure you don't want to connect with someone you sent an email to 12 years ago?
Are you really sure you don't want to connect with someone you sent an email to 12 years ago?
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At last, close up shots of drunken local government staff rectums in full colour.thebish wrote:it's all kicking off in Swansea!!
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