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Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:36 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-30710777" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:07 pm

ah fxck it.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:29 pm

Watching coverage on Sky News. They are showing a video taken from a roof of the gunmen firing. In the footage there is some knob head leaning over railings to have a look :roll:

Death toll has risen to 12 now :(

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Prufrock » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:38 pm

Awful stuff.

Presumably there are political or social causes for attacking a magazine...

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by malcd1 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:41 pm

Prufrock wrote:Awful stuff.

Presumably there are political or social causes for attacking a magazine...

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Yes. They are a satirical magazine that has poked fun at Islam.

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by a1 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:11 pm

they'll be back to ripping the catholics in no time.

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Hoboh » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:12 pm

And human rights defend the return of the jihadists to our shores! :hang:

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:52 pm

...it's given me an idea for a board game mind. Jihadi Cluedo... Colonel al-Mustard, in Marseille, with a butcher's knife; Emir Abu Plum, in London with an AK47; Imam Green, with a bin lorry, in Copenhagen. Brill!!!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:56 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:...it's given me an idea for a board game mind. Jihadi Cluedo... Colonel al-Mustard, in Marseille, with a butcher's knife; Emir Abu Plum, in London with an AK47; Imam Green, with a bin lorry, in Copenhagen. Brill!!!
You'd have to change it to "Clueless".... :wink:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:00 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:...it's given me an idea for a board game mind. Jihadi Cluedo... Colonel al-Mustard, in Marseille, with a butcher's knife; Emir Abu Plum, in London with an AK47; Imam Green, with a bin lorry, in Copenhagen. Brill!!!
You'd have to change it to "Clueless".... :wink:
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:10 pm

Just to show extremism is alive and well:

http://www.jpost.com/Not-Just-News/Isra ... air-385617" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by a1 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:20 pm

some visigoth wannabe got chucked off a bus in mcr or somewhere for leading his [bipedal] woman by a metal doglead .

the bus driver were probably a catholic.

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by a1 » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:35 pm

bet the next issue is full of "massacre speciale" type jokes

or "tragic event in paris, 3 writers survive" .

the one shot political cartoon in the edition will be a re-creation of the danish mohammed ones , but done by a catholic six year old instead , under the headlne "matt is away" .

if they dont take the piss then the terrorists win

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Hoboh » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:03 pm

a1 wrote:bet the next issue is full of "massacre speciale" type jokes

or "tragic event in paris, 3 writers survive" .

the one shot political cartoon in the edition will be a re-creation of the danish mohammed ones , but done by a catholic six year old instead , under the headlne "matt is away" .

if they dont take the piss then the terrorists win
Just what is your fuking problem with Catholics?
I ain't seen Catholics running round raping and killing people in the name of God or blowing people up, taking pictures of grining kids holding severed heads in hand.
And before you start I know a couple of lads who got shot or shot at by both fuking sides!

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:14 pm

Hoboh wrote:
a1 wrote:bet the next issue is full of "massacre speciale" type jokes

or "tragic event in paris, 3 writers survive" .

the one shot political cartoon in the edition will be a re-creation of the danish mohammed ones , but done by a catholic six year old instead , under the headlne "matt is away" .

if they dont take the piss then the terrorists win
Just what is your fuking problem with Catholics?
I ain't seen Catholics running round raping and killing people in the name of God or blowing people up, taking pictures of grining kids holding severed heads in hand.
And before you start I know a couple of lads who got shot or shot at by both fuking sides!
You've obviously been reading only the culturally filtered news which is really propaganda from the West. There have been thousands slaughtered in Pakistan and Iran and Saudi Arabia and Morocco by gangs of papist Jesuit hit squads screaming "Dio e Grande" and "The Pope is Infallible" before blowing themselves up just in the last month alone. Can't blame their religion on it though, it"s just their hot Latin temperament
... even the Norwegian ones.
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:20 pm

(and there was me doing so well, biting my fxcking tongue........ Grrrrrrrrr gnash fxcin gnash)
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:23 pm

I was going to do just 365 aphorisms, but here's three more extra:

Does my bomb look big in this.

"every Muslim has the responsibility to find a positive solution to any problem"... provided of course he has enough bullets!

Insult one Muslim and the entire ummah collapses writhing in agony.
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:31 pm

Sorry, must apologise for the last post. I meant of course "here're": I don't want to let Western civilisation down, for Christ's sake...
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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by jaffka » Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:12 pm

Hoboh wrote:
a1 wrote:bet the next issue is full of "massacre speciale" type jokes

or "tragic event in paris, 3 writers survive" .

the one shot political cartoon in the edition will be a re-creation of the danish mohammed ones , but done by a catholic six year old instead , under the headlne "matt is away" .

if they dont take the piss then the terrorists win
Just what is your fuking problem with Catholics?
I ain't seen Catholics running round raping and killing people in the name of God or blowing people up, taking pictures of grining kids holding severed heads in hand.
And before you start I know a couple of lads who got shot or shot at by both fuking sides!
Just the latest effort at trolling.

Celebrating the Bournemouth goals did it for me and others.

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Re: Shooting in Paris at satirical mag

Post by William the White » Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:50 pm

The C4 News at 7.00 showed crowds in Place de la Republique, many carrying 'JE SUIS CHARLIE' posters and one group holding giant letters, in lights, and in English, reading 'NOT AFRAID'.

Excellent - celebrate secular values!

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