The wonderful EU and Migration thread!

[William the White]

He works in one Birmingham, draws benefits in another and eats babies in the third.

[CrazyHorse]

[Hoboh]

Oh don't worry Hoss, it's just the Ostriches pretending all's well in the world until that "Oh shit" moment arrives.

[William the White]

For hoss, by way of explanation...

meanwhile - back in the real world where we need immigrants...

Overseas NHS nurses: Restrictions lifted amid widespread shortages. (Telegraph)

Back in the real world, we will need at least three cities the size of Birmingham to accommodate all these migrants. Dead easy that, just choose anywhere and start building, piece of piss

[Hoboh]

For hoss, by way of explanation...

meanwhile - back in the real world where we need immigrants...

Overseas NHS nurses: Restrictions lifted amid widespread shortages. (Telegraph)

Back in the real world, we will need at least three cities the size of Birmingham to accommodate all these migrants. Dead easy that, just choose anywhere and start building, piece of piss

The prospect of Three Birmingham's sure is a depressing one, still at least it isn't Five or Six Bolton's.

[thebish]

For hoss, by way of explanation...

meanwhile - back in the real world where we need immigrants...

Overseas NHS nurses: Restrictions lifted amid widespread shortages. (Telegraph)

Back in the real world, we will need at least three cities the size of Birmingham to accommodate all these migrants. Dead easy that, just choose anywhere and start building, piece of piss

The prospect of Three Birmingham's sure is a depressing one, still at least it isn't Five or Six Bolton's.

whatever the plans are for these 3,000,000 nurses the EU is sending - I wouldn't call all the new cities "Birmingham" - that'll be confusing for SatNav people.

[Hoboh]

For hoss, by way of explanation...

meanwhile - back in the real world where we need immigrants...

Overseas NHS nurses: Restrictions lifted amid widespread shortages. (Telegraph)

Back in the real world, we will need at least three cities the size of Birmingham to accommodate all these migrants. Dead easy that, just choose anywhere and start building, piece of piss

The prospect of Three Birmingham's sure is a depressing one, still at least it isn't Five or Six Bolton's.

whatever the plans are for these 3,000,000 nurses the EU is sending - I wouldn't call all the new cities "Birmingham" - that'll be confusing for SatNav people.

Ah, but building Two of them in the Scottish highlands maybe helpful

[William the White]

whatever the plans are for these 3,000,000 nurses the EU is sending - I wouldn't call all the new cities "Birmingham" - that'll be confusing for SatNav people.

Maybe the first could be called Birmingham Jadida...

[thebish]

i was thinking more..

Staff Nurse Birmingham
Matron Birmingham
Agency Nurse Birmingham...

[William the White]

i was thinking more..

Staff Nurse Birmingham
Matron Birmingham
Agency Nurse Birmingham...

CEO Birmingham...

Matron Birmingham only exists at the far end of hoboh's more appalling fantasies...

[thebish]

matrons have been re-introduced! Alan Milburn brought them back ages ago!

[Bruce Rioja]

matrons have been re-introduced! Alan Milburn brought them back ages ago!

Well I do hope he also reintroduced the sound of a tuba that accompanies fattuns as they walk along a corridor.

[William the White]

matrons have been re-introduced! Alan Milburn brought them back ages ago!

Milburn's appalling fantasies as well...

[thebish]

matrons have been re-introduced! Alan Milburn brought them back ages ago!

Well I do hope he also reintroduced the sound of a tuba that accompanies fattuns as they walk along a corridor.

nahh - eric pickles reintroduced that...

[Hoboh]

I see representatives of the person with more empty and semi idle property than most are castigating the government for not giving out social housing to migrants and taking swarms of them on.

Bishops in stinging rebuke to David Cameron over refugee crisis

Looks like a case of a two faced minority group trying to dictate to the government, they should stick to saving their dwindling flocks, in a few years I doubt the Imams will care much for their fate!

[thebish]

^ plenty to discuss here, probably, but the bishops were offering to help mobilise the large humanitarian response in their churches and beyond to actually house and help integrate incoming migrants... that seems like a reasonable offer to me - the govt didn't bother to respond other than to say "we'll get back to you"... Yet the churches were precisely the ones who picked up a big deal of the slack when the massive local authority cuts hit home... the ones the govt leant on to deliver the so-called "Big Society"...

as for the argument oozing from the airwaves - why don't the bishops support "our own"... they already do - or at least the churches do - food banks, credit unions, debt counselling, meals for elderly people - quite a large chunk of that is now delivered by and through local churches... it's not either/or but both/and.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It wasn't me that first mentioned it, I was merely passing on the message...
http://www.planningresource.co.uk/artic ... s-continue

[Hoboh]

Turkey!!!!!
Merkel has the fecking cheek to go promising the Turks accelerated EU membership if they bail her out of the shit by stopping migration!
Now who actually makes the decisions on EU policy you toe curling sycophant Europhiles?
Just as an aside it seems Turkey is one of Germany's largest trading partners, coincidence?
Cameron should be going great guns in helping the Saudi's apply for EU membership, after all it seems you have to have little European credentials to join and they are good trading partners.
Mean while China's president has told Cameron they view any attempt to get North Korea to join as totally unacceptable, they like Russia have no desire to lose any 'buffer' states!

[bobo the clown]

Merkel may be playing a blinder in (parts of) Germany but appears to be flailing around. The €3bn offer to Turkey so they do what they should be doing anyway is amazing ... & is it hers to offer ?

Tieing that to looking for easier access for Turks into the EU is contradictory, Shirley ?

She is beginning to get push back in the Fatherland, thankfully but not enough. ... & it's all playing into the hands of anti-EU thinking which isn't all in the UK.

[Lord Kangana]

matrons have been re-introduced! Alan Milburn brought them back ages ago!

Well I do hope he also reintroduced the sound of a tuba that accompanies fattuns as they walk along a corridor.

Presumably brushing past a screwed-up-faced Kenneth Connors, just on their way to Kenneth Williams office with amorous intent.