Owd bastard deserves his own thread.
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Owd bastard deserves his own thread.
Happy 50th to Bruce.
One Lofty the Lion teddy bear on its way in the post.
All the best matey!
One Lofty the Lion teddy bear on its way in the post.
All the best matey!
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50 not out. Better than anything he's ever managed on the cricket pitch I fancy.
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Have a good un granddad
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Happy 50th Bruce. If you're feeling down about turning 50, just have a read of the 'Happy' thread. That will no doubt cheer you up!
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Happy birthday Bruce. Hope you're already too pissed to read this. X
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There is no upside of reaching 50. There will already be aches today, that didn't exist yesterday.Burnden Paddock wrote:Happy 50th Bruce. If you're feeling down about turning 50, just have a read of the 'Happy' thread. That will no doubt cheer you up!
Happy additional aches day, own git. Welcome to the 50's.
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He's not owd and there are worse aches to come in the next decades.... Have a good one, Bruce.
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Thank you very much, Chaps. This turned up this morning. Is it only me that thinks the rascals at Parkrun held it back to have a bit of a giggle?
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Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat
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Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat
I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now.
Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know?
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Just good luck I'm sure. Happy 50th Birthday old man.Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat
I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now.
Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know?
Less than 3 years for me now.
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Sounds like a promising evening aheadBruce Rioja wrote:Cheers AT, and Wee Greeny.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Happy Birthday Brucie. Hope you're celebrating with a decent bottle of summat
I have a bottle of Tattinger that's been in the fridge for about four months. That should be cold enough now.
Also, all of my colleagues appear to have bought me bottles of red wine. How did they know?
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Happy Birthday mate, all the very best and many happy returns.
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.
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50!
You poor old bugger. All the best for the next half century, Bruce; this one's on me.
You poor old bugger. All the best for the next half century, Bruce; this one's on me.
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Belated Congrats!
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He's already a day nearer 60....Montreal Wanderer wrote:He's not owd and there are worse aches to come in the next decades.... Have a good one, Bruce.
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Happy birthday!
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Some days will stay a thousand years. Some pass like the flash of a spark. Who knows where all our days go?
Cheers Dudes. Girl Friday informed me today that I've now reached the point in life at which I'll stop getting to the top of the stairs and wondering what I've gone upstairs for. Apparently now I'll be midway on the staircase wondering if I was going up or coming down!
Cheers Dudes. Girl Friday informed me today that I've now reached the point in life at which I'll stop getting to the top of the stairs and wondering what I've gone upstairs for. Apparently now I'll be midway on the staircase wondering if I was going up or coming down!
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Girl Friday is probably correct.Bruce Rioja wrote:Some days will stay a thousand years. Some pass like the flash of a spark. Who knows where all our days go?
Cheers Dudes. Girl Friday informed me today that I've now reached the point in life at which I'll stop getting to the top of the stairs and wondering what I've gone upstairs for. Apparently now I'll be midway on the staircase wondering if I was going up or coming down!
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Look on the bright side. She didn't mention Stannah, and you now qualify for special over 50's life insurance policies with a free Parker pen...(I like this thread already)
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