Top 5 of all time...

[Burnden Paddock]

I can confirm Terry does indeed have a selection of chocolate bars. His 100ish gram one is a top 10 seller in my shop

And what are the top 5 then AT? (FYI Chunky Kit Kat’s are not included in this category).

After intensive research (quick google search) I can confirm that kitKat chunky is described as a chocolate bar by Nestle and all of the major supermarkets. You’re making this up as you go along. Shocking behaviour!

Hush Bond. My game, my rules.

I’ve clearly given you way too much power in suggesting this thread. It’s gone to your head. Vive la revolution!

[Gooner Girl]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

[Gooner Girl]

1/ Old Jamaica
2/ Yorkie Biscuit & Raisin
3/ Lindt Salted Caramel Bar
4/ Rowntree's Cabana
5/ Cadbury's Picnic

I’d forgotten about Cabana. That was a former number 1 for me, along with Star Bar.

Another shout for Old Jamaica!

Aye, cabana was a favourite of mine during the Blakes 7 years

What even is it?!

Coconut and cherry in milk chocolate.

[Burnden Paddock]

1/ Old Jamaica
2/ Yorkie Biscuit & Raisin
3/ Lindt Salted Caramel Bar
4/ Rowntree's Cabana
5/ Cadbury's Picnic

I’d forgotten about Cabana. That was a former number 1 for me, along with Star Bar.

Another shout for Old Jamaica!

Aye, cabana was a favourite of mine during the Blakes 7 years

What even is it?!

Blakes 7 or cabana?

I meant the cabana, but both? Had never realised how what chocolate bar you liked could give away your age.

Anyone remember the snow flakes? White chocolate ones? Yum.

Is that the one Anthea Turner was slated for, after advertising it as part of her TV mag wedding photos?

[Burnden Paddock]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

He knew that. He was just too polite to say!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

[Gooner Girl]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

You mean you won’t even pay my air fare travel costs each day? What kind of boss are you?!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

You mean you won’t even pay my air fare travel costs each day? What kind of boss are you?!

Nearest airport is a few hours ferry ride away. Assuming the ferry isn't cancelled due to rough seas

[Gooner Girl]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

You mean you won’t even pay my air fare travel costs each day? What kind of boss are you?!

Nearest airport is a few hours ferry ride away. Assuming the ferry isn't cancelled due to rough seas

Huh. Well you’re missing out. I have retail experience in village stores! They even put me in charge of heating up the bacon and cheese slices (that was a mistake!)

[Burnden Paddock]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

You mean you won’t even pay my air fare travel costs each day? What kind of boss are you?!

Nearest airport is a few hours ferry ride away. Assuming the ferry isn't cancelled due to rough seas

Huh. Well you’re missing out. I have retail experience in village stores! They even put me in charge of heating up the bacon and cheese slices (that was a mistake!)

Hit him with your Wisdom Sports retail experience and the man himself. You’ll be a shoe in! Mr Grimsdale!!!!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits

You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life and have finally found my calling. Probably a good 13 or 14 hour non stop drive for you!

You mean you won’t even pay my air fare travel costs each day? What kind of boss are you?!

Nearest airport is a few hours ferry ride away. Assuming the ferry isn't cancelled due to rough seas

Huh. Well you’re missing out. I have retail experience in village stores! They even put me in charge of heating up the bacon and cheese slices (that was a mistake!)

You're not selling yourself

[Bruce Rioja]

Is that the one Anthea Turner was slated for, after advertising it as part of her TV mag wedding photos?

I have a fiend who was at that wedding, and Anthea Turner was well and truly stitched-up, apparently.

[Gooner Girl]

You're not selling yourself

I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we didn’t stock, would help my cause to come up and sell (eat) all your chocolate?

[Gooner Girl]

Is that the one Anthea Turner was slated for, after advertising it as part of her TV mag wedding photos?

I have a fiend who was at that wedding, and Anthea Turner was well and truly stitched-up, apparently.

1990’s Blue Peter reunion?!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

You're not selling yourself

I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we didn’t stock, would help my cause to come up and sell (eat) all your chocolate?

Nope. You need to to know your Tunnocks Tea Cakes from your Caramel Wafers and your Islay from your Speyside round here. That and understanding gibberish

[Burnden Paddock]

You're not selling yourself

I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we didn’t stock, would help my cause to come up and sell (eat) all your chocolate?

Nope. You need to to know your Tunnocks Tea Cakes from your Caramel Wafers and your Islay from your Speyside round here. That and understanding gibberish

Tunnock’s tea cakes and caramel wafers. Now you’re talking! Yes GG, I do know the caramel wafers are firmly in the chocolate biscuit category, or is there a wafer sub-category?

[Gooner Girl]

You're not selling yourself

I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we didn’t stock, would help my cause to come up and sell (eat) all your chocolate?

Nope. You need to to know your Tunnocks Tea Cakes from your Caramel Wafers and your Islay from your Speyside round here. That and understanding gibberish

Tunnock’s tea cakes and caramel wafers. Now you’re talking! Yes GG, I do know the caramel wafers are firmly in the chocolate biscuit category, or is there a wafer sub-category?

Now that would just be pedantic of me?!

Tunnocks tea cakes and caramel wafers firm favourites in the school lunch boxes of the Junior GG’s.

[Worthy4England]

Is that the one Anthea Turner was slated for, after advertising it as part of her TV mag wedding photos?

I have a fiend who was at that wedding, and Anthea Turner was well and truly stitched-up, apparently.

Do you lot all read Hello! Magazine or summat?

[Bruce Rioja]

Nope. You need to to know your Tunnocks Tea Cakes from your Caramel Wafers and your Islay from your Speyside round here. That and understanding gibberish

I've recently been introduced to the Dark Chocolate Caramel Wafer. What a bloody triumph that is.

[Burnden Paddock]

Nope. You need to to know your Tunnocks Tea Cakes from your Caramel Wafers and your Islay from your Speyside round here. That and understanding gibberish

I've recently been introduced to the Dark Chocolate Caramel Wafer. What a bloody triumph that is.

Gonna have to look out for that one!