Top 5 of all time...

[Prufrock]

It's a cake for VAT purposes. Goes hard when it goes off whereas a biscuit goes soft was one of the factors. They even took don't along for the judges.

Though one think that's always baffled me is it being a cake meant it wasn't VATable, as cakes are not luxuries where as biscuits are. Wtf?! Decadent bastards.

You don't find any "Let them eat biscuits" type famous quotations. Cake is clearly an established necessity of the proletariat.

But the point of that quote is supposed to be how out of touch she is. They're starving? Well let them just eat cake (brioche, en fait).

Though that brings me on to another thing I don't get. Why does every fecking burger come on a brioche bun?! I don't want sweet, I'm having a burger. Plain bread please. Sesame I'll certainly allow, if you're American, not if your doing a football tournament on the local rec.

[Gooner Girl]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

[Gooner Girl]

Ok, here are the top 5 chocolate bars by unit sales in my little corner of Skye...

January
1. Kitkat Chunky
2. Dairy Milk £1 bar
3. Galaxy Milk £1 bar
4. Frys Peppermint Cream
5. Aero Mint £1 bar

And just below the dotted line, Yorkie Milk Chocolate.

February
1. Dairy Milk £1 bar
2. Yorkie Milk Chocolate
3. Frys peppermint Cream
4. Aero Mint £1 bar
5. Galaxy Milk Std bar

And in 6th place Galaxy Milk £1 bar

Clearly everyone was skint in February as sales were down over 50% on January.

Non-chocolate related news for Irn Bru fans: Irn Bru 1901 is back this week and is here to stay.

They’re Scottish. Clearly making the January purchases last as long as possible!

Interesting that Kit Kat chunky was top of the hit parade in January, then dropped like a stone. Were they on offer?

No, it’s because AT realised he had put it in the wrong section. It’s back where it belongs with all the clubs and penguins now.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Ok, here are the top 5 chocolate bars by unit sales in my little corner of Skye...

January
1. Kitkat Chunky
2. Dairy Milk £1 bar
3. Galaxy Milk £1 bar
4. Frys Peppermint Cream
5. Aero Mint £1 bar

And just below the dotted line, Yorkie Milk Chocolate.

February
1. Dairy Milk £1 bar
2. Yorkie Milk Chocolate
3. Frys peppermint Cream
4. Aero Mint £1 bar
5. Galaxy Milk Std bar

And in 6th place Galaxy Milk £1 bar

Clearly everyone was skint in February as sales were down over 50% on January.

Non-chocolate related news for Irn Bru fans: Irn Bru 1901 is back this week and is here to stay.

They’re Scottish. Clearly making the January purchases last as long as possible!

Interesting that Kit Kat chunky was top of the hit parade in January, then dropped like a stone. Were they on offer?

I have them on a permanent 2 for a quid offer. They do like to chop and change just to feck me off. Terry's chocolate orange £1 bar is vying for a top 5 spot this month btw

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

[Gooner Girl]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

I don't make the categorisations, just telling you what the industry classifies them as.

[Burnden Paddock]

Ok, here are the top 5 chocolate bars by unit sales in my little corner of Skye...

January
1. Kitkat Chunky
2. Dairy Milk £1 bar
3. Galaxy Milk £1 bar
4. Frys Peppermint Cream
5. Aero Mint £1 bar

And just below the dotted line, Yorkie Milk Chocolate.

February
1. Dairy Milk £1 bar
2. Yorkie Milk Chocolate
3. Frys peppermint Cream
4. Aero Mint £1 bar
5. Galaxy Milk Std bar

And in 6th place Galaxy Milk £1 bar

Clearly everyone was skint in February as sales were down over 50% on January.

Non-chocolate related news for Irn Bru fans: Irn Bru 1901 is back this week and is here to stay.

They’re Scottish. Clearly making the January purchases last as long as possible!

Interesting that Kit Kat chunky was top of the hit parade in January, then dropped like a stone. Were they on offer?

No, it’s because AT realised he had put it in the wrong section. It’s back where it belongs with all the clubs and penguins now.

Fair play. You got me on that one!

[Worthy4England]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

Cheescake has a biscuit layer...you suggesting that's a biscuit?

[TANGODANCER]

Not being a cafe latte sort of bloke (I'm an unashamed life-time tea drinker, although I don't have milk anymore, ever since I mis-read the "Best by" date on a supermarket bottle and made myself ill) just tea and two big sugars) my biscuit choices are very simple: McVitie's Digestive,(staple diet) Fig Biscuits and Garibaldi Biscuits. My daughters bring me all sorts of Belgian chocolate selections, but they're a bit wasted on me)

[Burnden Paddock]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

I don't make the categorisations, just telling you what the industry classifies them as.

We all know who makes up the bloody categories! As she goes along!

[Worthy4England]

But the point of that quote is supposed to be how out of touch she is. They're starving? Well let them just eat cake (brioche, en fait).

I'm torn between "surely not" and "no shit, Sherlock." Which do you prefer?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Right then, top 5 unit sales for biscuits...

January
1. Kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
3. McVities Milk Choc Digestives
4. Blue Riband multipack
5. Foxs Rocky Caramel multipack/McVities Digestives

February
1. kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. McVities Digestives
3. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
4. Tunnocks Tea Cakes (they live in my biscuit section despite cake status)
5. McVities Dark Choc Digestives
6. (cos 4 is technically not a biscuit) Jammie Dodgers

Tunnocks Caramel Wafers are currently leading for March with Blue Riband and Lotus Biscoff battling hard for a top 5 spot...

[Burnden Paddock]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

Cheescake has a biscuit layer...you suggesting that's a biscuit?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

We all know who makes up the bloody categories! As she goes along!

I'm afraid this sort of thing happens when you let wimmin on t'interweb

[Burnden Paddock]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

1. Tunnock’s caramel wafers
2. Tunnock’s caramel wafers
3. Tunnock’s caramel wafers
4. Tunnock’s caramel wafers
5. Tunnock’s caramel wafers

[Gooner Girl]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

I don't make the categorisations, just telling you what the industry classifies them as.

We all know who makes up the bloody categories! As she goes along!

My game, my rules. Not that anyone’s playing anymore with my new ‘chocolate biscuit’ category, apart from Tango and he’s jumped the gun and totally bypassed category 2 and kickstarted category 3 ‘biscuits I would have with a cuppa’ - with digestives no less

[Worthy4England]

Right then, top 5 unit sales for biscuits...

January
1. Kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
3. McVities Milk Choc Digestives
4. Blue Riband multipack
5. Foxs Rocky Caramel multipack/McVities Digestives

February
1. kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. McVities Digestives
3. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
4. Tunnocks Tea Cakes (they live in my biscuit section despite cake status)
5. McVities Dark Choc Digestives
6. (cos 4 is technically not a biscuit) Jammie Dodgers

Tunnocks Caramel Wafers are currently leading for March with Blue Riband and Lotus Biscoff battling hard for a top 5 spot...

Well ALL knew Choc Digestives were biscuits, thanks for confirming!

Do you not sell chocolate hob bobs?

[Burnden Paddock]

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Twix are chocolate bars

Do they or do they not have a biscuit layer in them?

I don't make the categorisations, just telling you what the industry classifies them as.

We all know who makes up the bloody categories! As she goes along!

My game, my rules. Not that anyone’s playing anymore with my new ‘chocolate biscuit’ category, apart from Tango and he’s jumped the gun and totally bypassed category 2 and kickstarted category 3 ‘biscuits I would have with a cuppa’ - with digestives no less

Totally missed my post then, didn’t you?

[Gooner Girl]

Right then, top 5 unit sales for biscuits...

January
1. Kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
3. McVities Milk Choc Digestives
4. Blue Riband multipack
5. Foxs Rocky Caramel multipack/McVities Digestives

February
1. kit Kat 2 finger multipack
2. McVities Digestives
3. Tunnocks Caramel Wafers
4. Tunnocks Tea Cakes (they live in my biscuit section despite cake status)
5. McVities Dark Choc Digestives
6. (cos 4 is technically not a biscuit) Jammie Dodgers

Tunnocks Caramel Wafers are currently leading for March with Blue Riband and Lotus Biscoff battling hard for a top 5 spot...

Well ALL knew Choc Digestives were biscuits, thanks for confirming!

Do you not sell chocolate hob bobs?

So, you have kitkats in that section?