Top 5 of all time...

[TANGODANCER]

Smiths plain crisps with a little blue bag of salt. Never beaten.

[Gooner Girl]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

[Worthy4England]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

[Gooner Girl]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

Ha, I’ve not been to a gig in years so not sure I could recall a best 5 but good call. I’ll just watch and laugh at all your dodgy tastes in music

[Worthy4England]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

Ha, I’ve not been to a gig in years so not sure I could recall a best 5 but good call. I’ll just watch and laugh at all your dodgy tastes in music

Three of mine go back to the 80's. No excuse, get yer East 17 and Bros confessions out there!

[Gooner Girl]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

Ha, I’ve not been to a gig in years so not sure I could recall a best 5 but good call. I’ll just watch and laugh at all your dodgy tastes in music

Three of mine go back to the 80's. No excuse, get yer East 17 and Bros confessions out there!

Bros before my time! I did get dragged along to S Club 7 once with mates though!

[Harry Genshaw]

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

1) Reverend and the Makers - Manchester Academy
2) Shed Seven - Castlefield Bowl
3) Simple Minds - Roundhey Park
4) OMD - Berlin
5) I am Kloot - The Ritz

[Worthy4England]

1. Walkers prawn cocktail
2. M&S sour cream & jalapeño mix
3. Pomsticks paprika
4. Kettle chips bacon & maple syrup
5. Tyrells cheddar & chive

Ask me tomorrow and it'll probably a completely different list.

I should hope that it fecking well will!

C’mon Bruce. Crack on and choose us a decent category for a wild Saturday night in

How about top 5 gigs? Brucie could pick SLF 5 times

I'll go with

1) Genesis - 2007
2) Rush - Farewell to Kings
2) Motorhead - Bomber
3) AC/DC - Back in Black
4) Black Sabbath - last tour (again) about 4 years back...

Ha, I’ve not been to a gig in years so not sure I could recall a best 5 but good call. I’ll just watch and laugh at all your dodgy tastes in music

Three of mine go back to the 80's. No excuse, get yer East 17 and Bros confessions out there!

Bros before my time! I did get dragged along to S Club 7 once with mates though!

Gotcha! Maybe this isn't one for you.

[Burnden Paddock]

Not a gig goer, so I’ll start another. Had a cracking chippy tea last night, so top 5 chippy teas.

1. Fish, chips and peas
2. Steak & kidney pie, chips, peas & gravy
3. Fish, chips and gravy
4. Fish, chips and curry
5. Chips, peas and gravy

You might want to sit this one out too GG, seeing as you don’t do accompaniments.

[Worthy4England]

Not a gig goer, so I’ll start another.

Well just feck off with your cancel culture.

[Gooner Girl]

Not a gig goer, so I’ll start another. Had a cracking chippy tea last night, so top 5 chippy teas.

1. Fish, chips and peas
2. Steak & kidney pie, chips, peas & gravy
3. Fish, chips and gravy
4. Fish, chips and curry
5. Chips, peas and gravy

You might want to sit this one out too GG, seeing as you don’t do accompaniments.

Can’t believe that you’ve never been to a gig! Chippy teas is a crap category btw! Nothing beats steak and kidney pie and chips though. Really fancy it now.

[Harry Genshaw]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

[Gooner Girl]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

[BWFC_Insane]

At the seaside. Fish, chips, salt and vinegar. In paper. Unbeatable.

Anywhere else, fish, chips and curry sauce or gravy depending on the mood. Banging.

[Harry Genshaw]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

[Gooner Girl]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

I remember mopping gravy up with bread as a kid (grown out of it now ) but chips are best crisp with salt and vinegar surely?!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

I remember mopping gravy up with bread as a kid (grown out of it now ) but chips are best crisp with salt and vinegar surely?!

Nope, salt, vinegar and lashings of gravy. Meat or meat & potato pie an optional extra, with mushy peas an option if you want to push the boat out

[Gooner Girl]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

I remember mopping gravy up with bread as a kid (grown out of it now ) but chips are best crisp with salt and vinegar surely?!

Nope, salt, vinegar and lashings of gravy. Meat or meat & potato pie an optional extra, with mushy peas an option if you want to push the boat out

Don’t get me started on mushy peas. Food of the devil!

[Burnden Paddock]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Excuse me! 2-5 can feck off? You picked number 3 you feckin numpty!

All are worthy of a place in the chippy tea hall of fame!

[Burnden Paddock]

Not a gig goer, so I’ll start another. Had a cracking chippy tea last night, so top 5 chippy teas.

1. Fish, chips and peas
2. Steak & kidney pie, chips, peas & gravy
3. Fish, chips and gravy
4. Fish, chips and curry
5. Chips, peas and gravy

You might want to sit this one out too GG, seeing as you don’t do accompaniments.

Can’t believe that you’ve never been to a gig! Chippy teas is a crap category btw! Nothing beats steak and kidney pie and chips though. Really fancy it now.

Didn’t say I’ve never been to a gig!

I had steak & kidney pie, chips, peas and gravy last night. Magnificent! You say it’s a crap category then gave your top choice. It’s the best one yet!