Top 5 of all time...

[Worthy4England]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

[Burnden Paddock]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

Slacking HG. Has to be an extra slice for mopping, surely?

[Burnden Paddock]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

Or lipsticks. What’s yours?

[Burnden Paddock]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

I remember mopping gravy up with bread as a kid (grown out of it now ) but chips are best crisp with salt and vinegar surely?!

Nope, salt, vinegar and lashings of gravy. Meat or meat & potato pie an optional extra, with mushy peas an option if you want to push the boat out

Don’t get me started on mushy peas. Food of the devil!

Where do you stand on black peas? Not with chips obviously!

[Gooner Girl]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Excuse me! 2-5 can feck off? You picked number 3 you feckin numpty!

All are worthy of a place in the chippy tea hall of fame!

It’s favourite types of flat caps next, followed by favourite colour whippets.

[Harry Genshaw]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Excuse me! 2-5 can feck off? You picked number 3 you feckin numpty!

All are worthy of a place in the chippy tea hall of fame!

Sigh! Your number 3 numpty! Me, I dont have nos 1 to 5 in this category. Its fish, chips and gravy, with 2 buttered Warbys and a brew at no1. Theres no substitutes or runners up spots. This is serious!

[Gooner Girl]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

[Gooner Girl]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Why would you ruin them with gravy?! They would just go soggy

Ruin? Gravy only improves food (generally). Always save at least half your Warbys for mopping. Food heaven.

I remember mopping gravy up with bread as a kid (grown out of it now ) but chips are best crisp with salt and vinegar surely?!

Nope, salt, vinegar and lashings of gravy. Meat or meat & potato pie an optional extra, with mushy peas an option if you want to push the boat out

Don’t get me started on mushy peas. Food of the devil!

Where do you stand on black peas? Not with chips obviously!

Yes, I would stand on them. Anything with pea in the title doesn’t belong on a favourites list.

[Burnden Paddock]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Excuse me! 2-5 can feck off? You picked number 3 you feckin numpty!

All are worthy of a place in the chippy tea hall of fame!

Sigh! Your number 3 numpty! Me, I dont have nos 1 to 5 in this category. Its fish, chips and gravy, with 2 buttered Warbys and a brew at no1. Theres no substitutes or runners up spots. This is serious!

You’re wrong though!

[Worthy4England]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

[Gooner Girl]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

On your toenails. In a pair of pretty summer sandals.

[Worthy4England]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

On your toenails. In a pair of pretty summer sandals.

Like Tracey and San in Viz.

[Burnden Paddock]

Fish, chips and gravy. 2 slices of buttered Warbys and a mug of tea.

2-5 can feck off. I only want that ^

Excuse me! 2-5 can feck off? You picked number 3 you feckin numpty!

All are worthy of a place in the chippy tea hall of fame!

It’s favourite types of flat caps next, followed by favourite colour whippets.

By the ‘eck GG. Tha’s hit nail on th’ead. Comin’ reet up!

[Harry Genshaw]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

On your toenails. In a pair of pretty summer sandals.

How would you see the colour of varnish under his socks?

[Worthy4England]

^^ Fair point, well made.

[Gooner Girl]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

On your toenails. In a pair of pretty summer sandals.

How would you see the colour of varnish under his socks?

True. I forgot about you northerners and your dodgy fashion sense...

Have you and BP been matching outfits again recently?

[Burnden Paddock]

Fcuk me we'll be doing favourite nail varnish colours next...

I see you as a shocking pink man Worthy.

I could probably carry that off..

On your toenails. In a pair of pretty summer sandals.

How would you see the colour of varnish under his socks?

True. I forgot about you northerners and your dodgy fashion sense...

Have you and BP been matching outfits again recently?

Nope. He hates it when I show up wearing the same thing. Cramps his style!

[Gooner Girl]

True. I forgot about you northerners and your dodgy fashion sense...

Have you and BP been matching outfits again recently?

Nope. He hates it when I show up wearing the same thing. Cramps his style!

Ha has some to cramp?!

[Burnden Paddock]

True. I forgot about you northerners and your dodgy fashion sense...

Have you and BP been matching outfits again recently?

Nope. He hates it when I show up wearing the same thing. Cramps his style!

Ha has some to cramp?!

We all do. We’re northerners.

[Gooner Girl]

Sunday morning quickie?!

This comes under the ‘biscuits’ category for those wondering.

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