The TW Caption Competition Thread

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:00 pm

I don't care what it says in this here 'Christmas Kiss Handbook', I'm not snogging you, ok? Thats not even misteltoe, it's tinsel for crying out loud!

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:03 pm

Do you, Detective Superintendent Jones, take this man, Chief Constable McGovern, as your lawfully wedded wife?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:04 pm

CAT!! C....................... A.............................T, you f*cking idiot!

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:08 pm

Policeman on the right:

"Can I have a mixed kebab for starters, followed by a lamb bhuna with piliou rice... Oh and two pints of lager."

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:13 pm

Clarke

"So, let me get this right. These are the naughty boys that I've not to play with, and certainly I've not to let them back onto tube trains with their neat rucksacks. How am I doing?"

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:14 pm

For God's sake Charles, I don't care if the Bible say's 'forgive those who trespass against us'.. You still shouldn't have let them go...

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:20 pm

Policeman

"OK, so you don't qualify for Ministerial protection any more. Don't worry. If you see one of these murderous bastards hanging around your house just phone your local nick. They'll send someone round after they've checked that the local speed cameras are all working. Allow up to 72 hours for a response."

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:26 pm

Copper on the right: So although it looks like an ordinary book from the outside, it's actually got this months copy of Razzle concealed inside.

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:31 pm

so ive got the little bastard by the neck and im slapping him like this, and im saying your fecking nicked son, bigtime!

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:34 pm

when i said throw the book at them, i didnt mean this one!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:35 pm

Charles Clarke struggled with the concept of deportation despite the police's efforts to explain it with an atlas.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:36 pm

Mr. Skinner, you might be an MP but you can still get nicked for impersonating a police officer.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:On you go;

Wearing a turban and having a beard isn't how you recognise criminals Mr Clark.. That picture happens to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

Winter Hill White · Post by **Winter Hill White** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:02 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Mr. Skinner, you might be an MP but you can still get nicked for impersonating a police officer.

Good shout. I don't know if it's just me, but I thought the copper looked a bit like Leslie Nielsen. So does that mean Dennis Skinner looks like Leslie Nielsen?

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:On you go;

Personally, Mr. Minister, I think you should bang up Bruce Rioja who keeps winning the caption competitions. It's not fair to we plodders. He's the second from the left in this Marseilles Album published by SKD Inc.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:14 pm

Winter Hill White wrote: [Good shout. I don't know if it's just me, but I thought the copper looked a bit like Leslie Nielsen. So does that mean Dennis Skinner looks like Leslie Nielsen?

Nah, it's Ian Greaves.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:33 pm

New evidence has come to light that some unlikely candidates had been approached during Brain Barwick's clandestine attempts to find a new England manager.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:On you go;

For God's sake, keep your voice down Mr Clarke. I'm sure that green haired man behind us is a plant..

(Coat on standby)

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:17 am

so Mr Clarke, you say you have incriminating photos of TW members.......

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Sat May 06, 2006 11:54 pm

Clarke seeks advice as to the best way to throw the book at Tony.

*edit*

Sorry, white blood, I missed your entry.

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