The TW Caption Competition Thread

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:26 pm

Gertie wrote:Well I haven't left the building or gone to watch Corrie so find your latest installment - testing Little Green Man's theory.... So go caption crazy with this pair

"Oh no, you're not catching me with that one, going for a bubble for a spirit level. Everybody knows you can see the level through the bottle!"

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:30 pm

9:34 AM - Lea asks Shahbaz to 'Pull my finger'

9:35 AM - Big Brother confines the housemates to the diary room until the smell clears

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:40 pm

Defence cuts bite as the MOD mobilises the 1st Bolton Banter Light Infantry.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:50 pm

Lea: I tell you what, Shahbaz, those new headless penguins will do nothing for the Big Brother ratings.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:47 pm

So I especially grew this one to get those errant f*ckers, right up near the bridge!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:54 pm

Lea: Did you know that we've already had three more entries than those fupping penguins managed, and that doesn't even include this one!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:05 pm

"So I lopped their heads off with this fingernail". "Oh yeah, Penguins? Piece of piss".

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:41 pm

Fairly simply, the one on the right is saying to the one on the left 'you're a nice person'

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:00 pm

"If Andy Johnson is worth £8.5 million then you're not camp and my eyebrows are real."

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri May 26, 2006 10:10 am

Well despite the lack of penguins some interesting responses... I'm not sure I'm friends with Soldier!!

Anyways, I'm unconvinced that they are real (eyebrows) and that Johnson really is worth £8.5m and that is why Harry G is the winner!!

Well done Harry - your turn!! xx

Harry Genshaw wrote:"If Andy Johnson is worth £8.5 million then you're not camp and my eyebrows are real."

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Fri May 26, 2006 12:34 pm

Oh bugger. I'm going to have to learn how to post pictures now aren't I? Give me a little while folks whilst I read the instructions!

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:05 pm

Ok here goes...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:24 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ok here goes...

Where do you fancy screwing up next Tone? Hear Spain has a lot of oil. What, it's Olive oil? No good huh, how about Ireland then?

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:28 pm

Following shock evictions from the Big Brother house, the next attention seeking dullards made their entrance

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri May 26, 2006 1:44 pm

"So I put my hands in the pockets, and there were this pair of penguins heads!!"

Electric Gretar · Post by **Electric Gretar** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:08 pm

Bush: "You know Tony, your teeth are ever so white considering the amount of shite that comes out of your mouth".

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:15 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:

" I told you we should have invaded Iran first, next time I call the coin toss "

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:40 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ok here goes...

You put your left arm in, your left arm out...

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:06 pm

"Erm...Tony, why do you insist on dragging that poor soldier around by his todger!!"

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Fri May 26, 2006 3:25 pm

Wankers on Parade.

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