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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 26, 2006 3:30 pm

Little Ant and Dec are replaced by Little Tone and George

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri May 26, 2006 3:40 pm

Bush still didn't get the "may contain nuts" gag even after the third explanation from Blair.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri May 26, 2006 3:40 pm

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat May 27, 2006 4:32 pm

In second place Bruce Rioja for continuing the penguin theme. He might have been flogging a dead horse but it made me laugh.

However, the winner is Soldier of the White Army with his "Erm Tony, why do you insist on dragging that poor soldier around by his todger!!"

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 27, 2006 4:52 pm

Baaaah - Harrrumph!!! So close! :(
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat May 27, 2006 7:30 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Baaaah - Harrrumph!!! So close! :(
Ye, THREE CAPTIONS AGO!! then again, what ever takes your mind of THAT joke!! :P

Cheers Harry I'll get one up quick fire!!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat May 27, 2006 9:53 pm

Off ya go then!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 27, 2006 10:03 pm

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In a bid to arrest their flagging fortunes, New Labour nationalise Andy Johnson.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sun May 28, 2006 8:10 am

Despite his protestations, Johnson's new position was Left Wing.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon May 29, 2006 6:46 pm

"It gives me great pleasure to meet somebody who makes the millennium dome look like a bargain!"
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Post by boltonboris » Wed May 31, 2006 11:52 pm

TB: Everton you say?? Wow thats Mint!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 31, 2006 11:59 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Off ya go then!

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Tony gets in quick when he hears Johnson's worth a mint.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:14 am

communistworkethic wrote:Despite his protestations, Johnson's new position was Left Wing.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:00 pm

eee blimey, hadn't realised I'd won this. Cheers SOTWA, right then, give it your wurst..

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Post by americantrotter » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:14 pm

communistworkethic wrote:eee blimey, hadn't realised I'd won this. Cheers SOTWA, right then, give it your wurst..

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Follwing a stunning World Cup the Peter Crouch merchandising began.

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Post by mofgimmers » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:21 pm

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Allardyce reveals his new look back four
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:42 pm

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A surly French chef follows a gang of English chavscum muggers as the World Cup opening ceremony begins with a parade of national stereotypes.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:22 pm

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A sad day for the game as Reebok realise that all the kits have been done.
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:35 pm

Not an entry: That's the sausage race done at the baseball game in Miluakee. Best was when one of the players stuck his bat out nad tripped one of them! It's apparently a local honor to participate.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:48 pm

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"Ladies and Gents, the half time show for the new mascot of the newly form soccer team, the Cincinnati Dildos is now being held on the touchline!!"
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