The TW Caption Competition Thread

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:37 pm

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kid in red shorts "feck this, i've never seen campo doing stretching exercises, im tryin this dribblin shit"

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:40 pm

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"Hands up who thinks potty head should go in goal?"
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Post by keveh » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:42 pm

"Real Madrid defender Jonathan Woodgate has been told he will make his return from a 16-month injury lay-off with Real Madrid's junior teams. "

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Post by Luna » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:55 pm

Small blonde girl with white top and black shorts, while looking at the fat kid in black, to her friend: "Er, Where the hell is Chloe?"

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Post by Dujon » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:09 am

From THE GAURNIAD:

"Welcome to our new 'Spot the Ball' competition."

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:43 am

keveh wrote:"Real Madrid defender Jonathan Woodgate has been told he will make his return from a 16-month injury lay-off with Real Madrid's junior teams. "
Dammit, I was gonna throw in a Woodgate one.
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:52 am

Small blonde girl: "Shit, why's that crazy Bolton fan lady with 42 inch legs pointing a gun at us?"
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families

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Post by plodder » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:07 am

"Hands up, who wants to take Hunt's place."

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Post by Frankie Wanderer » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:28 am

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Boy with basin hair cut. " bloody hell , I need a piss "
Frankie says " on the day that your mentality catches up with your biology, come round. "

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:40 am

West Ham Juniors FC "Hands up if you think Bolton are a long ball team!"
God's country! God's county!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

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Post by warthog » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:17 am

warthog wrote:Image
Here's mine: The body odour problem was still evident at the Blackburn Rovers youth academy. Overcome by the stench, two of the youngsters began to lose consciousness. Even the nets had rotted.

The winner is Soldier of the White Army with a commendation to Keveh for being topical.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:13 am

Thanks Warthog and sorry im late, well here's mine :D Enjoy.

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I shall pick the winner this evening.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:19 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Thanks Warthog and sorry im late, well here's mine :D Enjoy.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:37 am

Christiano Ronaldo, modelling the Stretford Rawhides 2006 - 2007 kit.
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Post by keveh » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:44 am

"When they said in the interview "you've got to grab the bull by the horns" i thought they were talking metaphorically!"

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Post by plodder » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:45 am

Turn around, here's your ring.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:52 am

Unfortunately, by the time Jose Antonio Reyes realized he was the victim of another radio prank, it was already too late.

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:19 pm

Milan Baros' Stag Do turned sour when Daisy the Cow filed rape charges against him.
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Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:41 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Thanks Warthog and sorry im late, well here's mine :D Enjoy.

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I shall pick the winner this evening.
George Michael's Spanish theme night went down a storm
Here's mine.

News flash!! Manimal finally gets busted in mid change.

The winner will be announced at 2000hrs
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:15 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Unfortunately, by the time Jose Antonio Reyes realized he was the victim of another radio prank, it was already too late.
WINNER, just nipping Hisroyalgingerness to it.

over to you H. Pedersen :D
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