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Post by Leonard » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:14 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: Image
Natasha posted yet another one of her 'glamour' shots.
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Post by Backgammon » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:37 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: Image
The guy living downstairs turn's to his wife; "What the hell is all that fecking noise? It sounds like a sumo wrestler trying to perform Swan Lake".

She replies; "Don't be daft… They're probably just moving some furniture".
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:24 pm

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TANGODANCER wrote:Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: Image
The guy living downstairs turn's to his wife; "What the hell is all that fecking noise? It sounds like a sumo wrestler trying to perform Swan Lake".

She replies; "Don't be daft… They're probably just moving some furniture".
Okay, I'm handing over to Backgammon as winner.
When I first saw this I thought : Jardel! "I an "not" fat. Let's see Sam Allardyce do this then"

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Post by Backgammon » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:54 pm

Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:06 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:07 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by Leonard » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:13 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:14 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by keveh » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:23 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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After all this time, West Ham fans are just as upset in 2025 than they were in 2005 about comments made by Sam Allardyce.
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Post by JAM » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:58 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:52 pm

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Two fat blokes with bad BO and a ginger bloke, finally have enough of the woman who does nothing thoughout the match but shout, sing, do the easy chant, stand up and constantly swear!!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:54 am

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Post by warthog » Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:04 pm

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:00 pm

It like waiting for Sven to get the sack, waiting for Backgammon :roll:

Oh well, onwards and upwards:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:48 pm

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:11 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:43 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:It like waiting for Sven to get the sack, waiting for Backgammon :roll:

Oh well, onwards and upwards:

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Post by Frankie Wanderer » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:44 pm

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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:36 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:It like waiting for Sven to get the sack, waiting for Backgammon :roll:

Oh well, onwards and upwards:

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