The TW Caption Competition Thread

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Post by Dujon » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:02 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
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As President of the Bolton Wanderers Supporters' Association Australia Branch, Dujon always got to watch the big screen from the luxury of the 'Presidential Hammock'.

Although disconcerted by the gaeity surrounding the event, Mummy's midwife kept close to her charge.
Even whilst suspended naked from the ceiling, Dujon still failed to show Mummy that he could be the bigger man!

Mummy finally gets into the swing of things after realising that his invitation was to a preternatural showing and not a pre-natal shower.

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:42 am

OK before the Mummy/dujon gay love-in gets out of hand.

The winner - purely for the vision it created in my mind....

Super Kevin Davies...

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:OK before the Mummy/dujon gay love-in gets out of hand.

The winner - purely for the vision it created in my mind....

Super Kevin Davies...

"I've worn some thongs in my time, but this one don't half chafe!"
woo hoo, always play the thong card, works a charm :wink:

ok my turn...
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:13 pm

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Post by wigan white » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:15 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote: ok my turn...
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"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"
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Post by keveh » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:20 pm

wigan white wrote:"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"[/size]
LMFAO! I'm not even going to try and beat that.

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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:23 pm

As the work dried up for Eugene Levy a new career in porn was his next step..."American anal pie"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:35 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:OK before the Mummy/dujon gay love-in gets out of hand.

The winner - purely for the vision it created in my mind....

Super Kevin Davies...

"I've worn some thongs in my time, but this one don't half chafe!"
woo hoo, always play the thong card, works a charm :wink:

ok my turn...
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:52 pm

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Post by Batman » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:50 pm

Eugene Levy and the irish barman from neighbours became very good friends after the American Pie/Neighbours cross-pollination party

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:29 pm

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:09 am

Amd the winner is....our new boy, Wigan White :D ...this one made me LOL, but he was up against stiff competition as there were some good ones :D !!

"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"
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Post by wigan white » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:04 pm

Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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Post by Leonard » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:07 pm

wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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Diouf's spitting was getting out of control!

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Post by warthog » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:11 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:Amd the winner is....our new boy, Wigan White :D ...this one made me LOL, but he was up against stiff competition as there were some good ones :D !!

"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"
I hope that wasn't a deliberate pun. I thought you were a nice girl. :cry:

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Post by keveh » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:16 pm

(i've resized it)
wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:16 pm

warthog wrote:
Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:Amd the winner is....our new boy, Wigan White :D ...this one made me LOL, but he was up against stiff competition as there were some good ones :D !!

"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"
I hope that wasn't a deliberate pun. I thought you were a nice girl. :cry:
How VERY dare you Warthog :wink: , I am an innocent, sweet young lady :twisted:
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Post by warthog » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:20 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:
warthog wrote:
Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:Amd the winner is....our new boy, Wigan White :D ...this one made me LOL, but he was up against stiff competition as there were some good ones :D !!

"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"
I hope that wasn't a deliberate pun. I thought you were a nice girl. :cry:
How VERY dare you Warthog :wink: , I am an innocent, sweet young lady :twisted:
'Course you are dear. :D

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:23 pm

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Persil hire SOTWA to become the new headman for there next advertising campain, with the slogan 'SOLDIER_OF_THE_SUPER_WHITE_BUBBLE_PARTY'
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:26 pm

wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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SILLY SUDS!
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