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Post by dioufs nbr 1 fan » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:26 pm

wow ive been gone for a number of months and this is still going :shock: credit must be given to the inventor of this :D i cant remember who started it been that long :?
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:34 pm

Well it was tight (just how I like it) but the winner by a marmoset's mammaries is....


mummywhycantieatcrayons with "Allardyce wasn't happy when he saw how Kevin Nolan was celebrating his 5th goal of the season."


special mention to Bruce Rioja - any reference to celebrity suicide is to be applauded.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:38 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Well it was tight (just how I like it) but the winner by a marmoset's mammaries is....


mummywhycantieatcrayons with "Allardyce wasn't happy when he saw how Kevin Nolan was celebrating his 5th goal of the season."


special mention to Bruce Rioja - any reference to celebrity suicide is to be applauded.
:lol:

I also liked Warthog's effort...

Hey ho, try this:

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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:50 pm

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Anna was in for a big surprise when Enrique Iglesias took his hat off for the first time.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:14 pm

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"Bloody Hell" thought George, "Commie was right, she is a useless, hamster-faced gobshite"
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Post by americantrotter » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:46 pm

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I wish I could remember what Super Kev told me about long balls and getting stuck in!
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:53 pm

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George was amazed that when he looked in Anna's ear he really could see right the way through.
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Post by Gravedigger » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:36 pm

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Oh? What kind of clap did you mean then?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:22 am

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Post by Steady » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:59 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
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Anna's new career as a ventriloquist was going down a storm.....
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:06 pm

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Anna's new career as a ventriloquist was going down a storm.....

Why not.... come on Steady, let's have a picture.
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Post by Steady » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:25 pm

Cheers mummy - I've just learnt how to put a picture in! :) Have a go at this....

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:01 am

Steady wrote:Cheers mummy - I've just learnt how to put a picture in! :) Have a go at this....

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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:27 am

OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 am

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Post by Gertie » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:54 am

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Smashing Pumpkins grandma, no sweetie we're listening to the Foo Fighters.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:59 am

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Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Smashing Pumpkins grandma, no sweetie we're listening to the Foo Fighters.
I defy someone to beat that! Geeeeeeeennniiiius!

I'm also agog at the non-pap-pop music references from you G, my my you are learning!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:01 am

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:23 am

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Andy Warhol "re-imagines" Halloween v Wizard of Oz.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:29 am

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