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Post by Dujon » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:39 pm

"See that long, high, ball we just punted up the park? Right, we'll score from that ... get ready to take off your shirts and celebrate"
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Post by Gertie » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:21 am

Look there... in the upper west stand, see the small blonde girl who screams a lot... That's my future wife that is....

*Gertie wakes up and it was all a dream* [sigh]
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:25 am

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:34 am

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you see the blonde woman in the upper west, well she's the one the one with the restraining order against her, steer well clear kids
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:36 am

norm the jedi wrote:Image

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Isn't Kevin Davies looking young these days?
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:38 am

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After constant claims that Bolton were a team of aged hasbeens, Jussi was worried that Sam's youth policy had gone too far.

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Fears that Bolton's squad was a little threadbare during the ACN proved to be unwarranted.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:08 am

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So it's going to come screaming in from around 250 feet, you flick it on to your brother, he smacks it in on the volley. It's just how we do it round here.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:35 am

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Henrik's son keeps his eye on the ball, as Juusi show's his son were it should have gone when he kicked it.
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Post by stinkythefrog » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:07 am

See that seat number 165, 7 rows back in the stand there well thats were most of my clearances end up !!!

Funnily enough my lad is playing against Jussis lad in the picture at football on Saturday (sad I know but its my only claim to fame)
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Post by Gertie » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:20 am

stinkythefrog wrote:Funnily enough my lad is playing against Jussis lad in the picture at football on Saturday (sad I know but its my only claim to fame)
Whereabouts would this be young froggie boy??? No reason, just curious you know....
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Post by stinkythefrog » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:26 am

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stinkythefrog wrote:Funnily enough my lad is playing against Jussis lad in the picture at football on Saturday (sad I know but its my only claim to fame)
Whereabouts would this be young froggie boy??? No reason, just curious you know....
I thought there was still that restraining order in place ? :evil:
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Post by norm the jedi » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:06 pm

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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:20 pm

Thanks. I'm honoured. Try this.
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:35 pm

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The now infamous Man United away kit that was changed at half time.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:42 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks. I'm honoured. Try this.
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Who says that Blackburn play like a bunch of cartoon characters?
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Post by Dujon » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:54 pm

When Guus Huddinck told his Aussie players to go out and kick Uruguay ass, he had a secret plan.
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Post by blurred » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:22 pm

The blue team obviously drew the short straw
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:22 am

After being knocked out hilariously of every cup competition they entered, and lying in the relegation zone in the league, David Moyes decided his men needed a kick up the backside.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:48 am

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After being dropped from the next World cup Alessandro Del Piero stormed out of Marcello Lippi's office. Wanting to take his frustration out on someone, Del Piero saw the clubs kit designer and shouted the now infamous line "FOOTBALL MY ARSE!!!"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:12 am

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks. I'm honoured. Try this.
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The F.A's decision to revert to the old style match ball has gone down amidst great dismay by Chelsea, and great delight by just about everyone else. The referee is currently receiving counselling. Sepp Blatter was unavailable for comment.
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