The TW Caption Competition Thread

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:26 am

What you get when you mis-spell 'Football Arsenal' in Google Image Search

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:47 pm

Cos I might be at 30000 feet tomorrow I have to commend everyone on their attempts but the winner has to be Dujon for his incisive wit and understanding of the whole ethos of amusing reparte (without the accent). Though I'm surprised very few, if any, noticed that the players were wearing balls as shorts so I hope you'll all buck up and imagine Birmingham on Monday, although they'll have shorts but no balls. Well done John..Well almost.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:32 pm

Blimey, you jest, GD. Safe skies.

Right, following from G.D.'s cartoon, let's see what you can do with this one.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:07 am

Not sure I like this new 'training' malarky

sluffy · Post by **sluffy** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:28 am

blurred wrote:Not sure I like this new 'training' malarky

Should that not read 'train-in' malarky?

(We come 'steaming' in leaving the opposition players standing 'station-ary' presumably?).

Am I on the right lines?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:29 am

sluffy wrote:
blurred wrote:Not sure I like this new 'training' malarky
Should that not read 'train-in' malarky?

(We come 'steaming' in leaving the oppositoin players standing 'station-ary' presumably?).

Am I on the right lines?

Well done

You got my points...

Basically, though, I reckon you're getting ideas above your station, and you've reached the end of the line matey...

sluffy · Post by **sluffy** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:00 am

blurred wrote:
sluffy wrote:
blurred wrote:Not sure I like this new 'training' malarky
Should that not read 'train-in' malarky?

(We come 'steaming' in leaving the oppositoin players standing 'station-ary' presumably?).

Am I on the right lines?
Well done

You got my points...

Basically, though, I reckon you're getting ideas above your station, and you've reached the end of the line matey...

Well I hope the train isn't Thomas the Tank Enginee, otherwise it would mean that big Sam is the Fat Controller!

PS - the train can't have gone through Liverpool yet, it still has all its wheels!!!

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:23 am

Dujon wrote:Blimey, you jest, GD. Safe skies.

Right, following from G.D.'s cartoon, let's see what you can do with this one.

Again bolton deny rummours that Kevin Davies steams into the defence like a 20 tonne train

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:23 am

Lokomotiv Plovdiv deny rumours that they are a one man team!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:46 am

With our new signing we'll soon be back on track, says boss.

In a press conference earlier today the Cartoon United manager said that their new signing 'signals the start of a new era'. The player, signed from Lokomotiv Moscow and talking through an interpreter was said to be 'chuffed' and couldn't wait to help get his new team's performances back on the rails. Their recent performances have been poor, with players frequently running out of steam against some electric performances from opposition sides, but the manager denied that the team don't train hard enough. Cartoon United's captain was siding with his boss 'We've waited for this new signing for quite a while, with no real reason why there was a delay. Now we're just pleased to have him here and hope everyone can get on board with him and make him feel at home. From what I've seen of him, the lad's got a good engine and certainly pulls his weight'.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:13 pm

it's a caption comp fella, not a match report comp!

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:50 am

Well, not too many attempts at this one - come on, lads and lasses. Regardless of blurred's word plays I award the on-going gong to:

SOTWA.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:44 am

Cheers Dujon, next up:

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:40 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

"Bruce for England" gets the same reaction no matter who the audience.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:32 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

Steve's comment about playing the "generation game" drew a quick response from Claudio when he told him that today there would be no "Brucie Bonus" on offer!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:55 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

Steve and Claudio take the news that Peter Crouch will be Liverpool's only striker in the Birmingham game rather a bit too enthusiastically.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:00 am

ranieri gets off on the fact that the blues manager has "shit bastard" printed on the back of his shirt
bruce as usual doesnt have a clue

Steady · Post by **Steady** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:45 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

''Does SB stand for Sexy Bastard" said Claudio as he pinched Steve's arse flirtatiously....

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:45 am

Having tried their luck at Managment the next move for Bruce and Ranieri was a ventriloquist act.... Only no-one could tell who was the dummy

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:28 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

Steve and Claudio take the news that Peter Crouch will be Liverpool's only striker in the Birmingham game rather a bit too enthusiastically.

WINNER

With Gertie a very close second

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