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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:21 pm

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Barry Gibb pleads for mercy before the Phantom Spray Painter turns him lilac, too!
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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:53 pm

Honest! It wasn't me who farted! Well not until just now anyway. 8)
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Post by Dujon » Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:07 pm

When a young Telly Savalas told a young Luciano Pavorotti to sing he (Lucy) did just that.
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Post by warthog » Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:29 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Commie :D

Ok, next up:

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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:10 am

jesus and lex luthor fell out, but remained friends nonetheless
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:16 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Commie :D

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Post by Blackberry Monkey » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:35 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Commie :D

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David Grays new album cover was a bit to much




This time i think i took the observation a little to far (top right corner )
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Post by Gertie » Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:11 am

The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:47 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Commie :D

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:16 pm

Gertie wrote:The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms.
WINNER :D

Over to you Gertie
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:52 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Gertie wrote:The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms.
WINNER :D

Right, I m sick of trying to do this now. Pixie says "Hi", and has asked me to respond on her behalf. I wish I was a boffin. OK, I'll try and post a bloody picture again (for the 9th time!)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:57 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Gertie wrote:The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms.
WINNER :D

Right, I m sick of trying to do this now. Pixie says "Hi", and has asked me to respond on her behalf. I wish I was a boffin. OK, I'll try and post a bloody picture again (for the 9th time!) Image
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Post by InsaneApache » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:54 am

Roy Keane decides to call it a day and moves back to Eire...
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Post by Gravedigger » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:03 am

Despite saying there were insufficient funds for improvement, Bolton Wanderers have invested in a two and a half horsepower team bus. 8)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:10 pm

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Brown horse to white horse - "Oh great, stuck between an ass and a hard case!!"

Donkey - "Naaa.......im not that hard!!"
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:19 pm

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Good work Soldier.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:26 pm

Hey, I'm not sure what the time rules are regarding the judging! I'm off down to Fulham in half an hour so you can either wait until I get back tomorrow night, wait 'til Gertie's back on Monday, or fight amongst yourselves.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:47 pm

As Thewanderer "Smackdown" gathers momentum, family support for Crazy Horse gets on the hoof :P
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:00 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:38 pm

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