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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:25 pm

156 soon met 999
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Post by Gertie » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:29 pm

TANNOY: "Come in 621 Your prepaid time is up!"

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TANNOY: "156 Are you in trouble?"
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:34 pm

blurred wrote:The first day of testing at the Lada Formula 1 team wasn't going to plan...
Over to you Mister Blurred! You're a winner.

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Post by Lennon » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:39 pm

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ONKY! ONKY! SAID THE GIANT INFLATABLE PIG JUST OUT OF SHOT.
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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:52 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Over to you Mister Blurred! You're a winner.

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Aww gee shucks, thanks.

Try this one for size

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:01 pm

"Bitty!!!"

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:02 pm

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What the feck is that salad doing in here?
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families
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Post by Lennon » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:03 pm

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ONKY! ONKY! SAID THE GIANT INFLATABLE PIGS IN SHOT.
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Post by keveh » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:51 pm

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NEW TOY IN THIS WEEKS HAPPY MEAL!

LIFE SIZE, STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN!
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Post by dave1980 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:56 pm

Just put the other 3 trays down there. Thanks Ronald
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:17 pm

It's amazing, he was only 8lb when he came out
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No! You're a fat bastard! 8)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:43 pm

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:10 am

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Old Trafford ship steadied as Glasers inject two fine examples of American youth to bolster United's shaky midfield.
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:06 pm

Think I shall keep this one ticking over, and get back to making up captions rather than judging them.

Off you go, mwciec, you a winner!
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What the feck is that salad doing in here?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:51 am

blurred wrote:Think I shall keep this one ticking over, and get back to making up captions rather than judging them.

Off you go, mwciec, you a winner!
Why thanks.

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