The TW Caption Competition Thread

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:38 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Nun's on The Hun (.com)
the fact you know that site means you are hereby and forthwith the winner of this caption comp. Anyone publicly admitting knowledge of a grumble-site to win desearves it.

Didn't see that one, very nice pun.

But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:39 pm

keveh wrote:[But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know?

A risk I took Keveh. Pheeew! And doubtlessly many not so single men too

Here goes;

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:44 pm

"And after I've turned into the cul-de-sac, how will I know which house the Blackburn fan lives at?"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:48 pm

Rumours that Rudolf's cataract operation in the summer would impede his abilities this christmas seemed to have some truth to them

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:49 pm

'Pull my tail'

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:11 pm

the way to ring my bell is to poke my ass with your finger.

picaro · Post by **picaro** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:20 pm

[quote="Zulus! Thousands of 'em!"]

Sign on door reads: "Dr Ben Dover Office of Proctology"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:39 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
keveh wrote:[But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know?
A risk I took Keveh. Pheeew! And doubtlessly many not so single men too

Here goes;

When I left a voicemail message for a quote from "Unusual Doorbells Ltd" and asked them to give me a ring, this is *not* what I meant

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:40 pm

It's all fun and games, until you enter and have your nuts bit off by a rather pxssed off donkey!!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:45 pm

It was a great joke until the owner had to fight off drunken Wiganers with their pants down "ringing" the bell at 2AM.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:55 pm

You see that wall over there? I didn't

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:24 pm

The effect of sticking a marker pen up a donkey's bum.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:58 pm

The Irish Mafia left their calling card......

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:45 am

This doorbell is shit!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:50 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:[

When I left a voicemail message for a quote from "Unusual Doorbells Ltd" and asked them to give me a ring, this is *not* what I meant[/quote]

WINNER

Over to you Tango!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:23 pm

Cheers Bruce, I'll get on it.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:38 pm

Having big problems on any image search. Keep getting "Service Unavailable" First to get a picture up takes over for now.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:31 am

Ok, I'll do it if no one minds...

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:35 am

You bastard! You have got my Mars bar!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:47 am

The Jones's Constantine stetch really went down well with the camp residents!!

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