The TW Caption Competition Thread

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:57 am

The 'happy' camper thought he'd show the Pontins' Blue Coat what he thought of his modern dance routine.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:43 am

Harry still hadn't quite cracked this camping malarky

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:00 pm

what do you mean "the mallet must have just worked it's way in as you slept"?

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:07 pm

You sure this isn't too risqué for the Talent Show tonight?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:15 pm

But I told you, Dipshit. You only need to hide them up there when we're going on holiday abroad!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:22 pm

This is what I think of your bloody modern dance and mime act

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:26 pm

well, i had to get them passed the sniffer dogs.... keep pulling i can feel it turning a corner

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:28 pm

Before any one else does.....

Mark Owen and Howard Donald carry out their pre-performance warm up - prior to the sell out gig at Pontins, Rhyl...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:32 pm

Given the usual early demise of the toilet facilties, Michael Eavis took to fitting corks in the attendees of Glastonbury this year.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:37 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Ok, I'll do it if no one minds...

The re-shoot of "Carry on up the Khyber" seems to have been totally misinterpretated by the "Blue Hand Camping Club" members.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:38 pm

The BBC production team prepare to receive this weeks Lawenson predictions!!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:32 am

This one wins it by miles.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

The BBC production team prepare to receive this weeks Lawenson predictions!!

Over to you SOTWA.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:16 pm

Coo ta

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:35 pm

Bugger

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:38 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Coo ta

After GoonerMush's visit, Blackpool council decided it was about time they stopped piping sewerage out under the North Pier

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:55 pm

"Oh Christ, tell me that's an overturned surfboard!"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:02 pm

What concerned Dave more was that the sight of the shark had given him a huge hard on

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:07 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

"Oh Christ, tell me that's an overturned surfboard!"

Thank Christ I'm wearing a rubber.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:15 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Coo ta

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a.....hhhhhhhhh!"

Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe · Post by **Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:25 pm

The Sunshine Trip to visit the dophins ended in disaster.

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