The TW Caption Competition Thread

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:26 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)

The Royal Navy's new camouflage technique seems to be working well. Satellite communications have just reported that The Isle of Man is now off the coast of Finland!.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:27 pm

Captain to Radar Operator: How far are we from the enemy position?

Radar Operator to Captain: Ooh, it's a fair way

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:50 pm

Yet another example of the pampered military having far too much taxpayers' money wasted on them.

*hides*

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:55 pm

The Golf of Mexico...

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:55 pm

Getting practice hiding in bunkers?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:09 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)

When told a good "carrier" was essential for golf, George Bush didn't realise they meant a caddie.

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:17 pm

In order to save money on Bush's retirement security the US Government is building a location to suit both security and comfort. Aides say that when he saw the Vessel he commented that his ranch was a lot taller than usual.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:17 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)

If that p--sed up lookout shouts "Land Ho" just one more fcuking time!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:42 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Yet another example of the pampered military having far too much taxpayers' money wasted on them.

*hides*

First Blurred nick's my thread, now this!!

It must be kick the shxt out of Soldier night

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:49 pm

"North, North Easterly to North, North West. Thirteen backing Five off Dogger Bank - Moderate to Strong. As such I'd take the seven iron, Sir"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:51 pm

Kiss me, Tiger

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:22 pm

so if I get 3 under for an albatross, what do I get for a seagull and a puffin?

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:27 pm

"Off course" has a whole new meaning for the modern Fleet Air Arm pilot.

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:14 am

Its no good, form up the fleet, I'm sick of playing just one hole per day.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:33 am

Hoping to steal the Golf Course of the year trophy from last years winners Scotland, here's this years entry from whales....

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:15 am

The sailors heard that one good way to find Fanny was on a golf course.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:24 am

the effects of having Michelle Wee on the golf course too often

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:34 am

The 17th at Sawgrass had always been a tricky one, but this year's alterations took the piss

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:50 am

when i said set up an emergency bunker this was not what i had in mind

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:04 am

Gertie wrote:The sailors heard that one good way to find Fanny was on a golf course.

I trust that that's merely a reference to Nick Faldo's caddie!

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