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Post by blurred » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:14 am

Gertie wrote:
blurred wrote:David opens his legs seductively to reveal his golden balls have swollen, turned white, and one of them's dropped...
The £3million net contract goes to Blurred for peaking at the Golden Balls

Well done and your go!
My apologies my dear, I had forgotten about this entirely (serves me right for winning it when I'm at work, I guess).

Shall source meself a picture now for when you all wake up tomorrow...
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Post by blurred » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:21 am

Here you go, folks:

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Post by Dr.Karl » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:31 am

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"Dress rehearsal for Beijing opening ceremony attracts record attendance"
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Gandhi

A cynic is man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing - Wilde

I have a fax in my pocket - Gartside
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Post by Gravedigger » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:14 am

Right lads. Looks like they've cordoned off Breightmet so it's chips from Little Lever again. 8)
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Post by Batman » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:43 am

"How the fk can this be category A???? Can't see a bastard thing"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:13 am

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Norman Tebbit's "Get on your bikes and look for work" line seemed to cause some confusion!
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Post by Dujon » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:07 pm

Borrowing one's daughter's step-through is not a good idea.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:13 pm

blurred wrote:Here you go, folks:

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Citeh's training ground anorak fans prove "hitting the crossbar" is no new thing.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:50 am

blurred wrote:Here you go, folks:

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The inspiration for Katie Melua's "6 Million Bicycles" was some way short of the mark
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:58 am

blurred wrote:Here you go, folks:

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Team Poland's attempt to gain the world record for the most men on a bike was disqualified due to a basic misunderstanding of the rules...
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:44 am

Six months after Gartside promised he had "a fax in his pocket" with a contract to further develop the Reebok, the north stand remained woefully inadequate.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:37 pm

I've decided to compile a league table of Caption Competition winners for your enjoyment and it may just freshen up this tired thread too. :D

I know...too much time on my hands.

There have been 90 winners so far as follows. Despite being a late starter, commie is joint leader with SOTWA.

9 times winners
communistworkethic
SOTWA

8 times winners
CrazyHorse

7 times winners
blurred
TANGODANCER

6 times winners
hisroyalgingerness
keveh

5 times winners
Gravedigger

4 times winners
Bruce Rioja
Gertie
mummywhycantieatcrayons

3 times winners
Batman
Zulus! Thousands of 'em!

2 times winners
Backgammon
Blackberry Monkey
H. Pedersen
Warthog

1 time winners
AmericanTrotter
Dujon
nat_bwfcuk
norm the jedi
Steady
Super_Kevin_Davies
WiganWhite
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:46 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Norman Tebbit's "Get on your bikes and look for work" line seemed to cause some confusion!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:49 pm

Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice? :conf:
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice? :conf:
Indeed, winner!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:43 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice? :conf:
Indeed, winner!
Cheers chap.

Hey Horsey - You'll need to ammend your chart! :wink:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:06 pm

I've made a rod for my own back here. Oh well, as long as I keep on top of it... :D

Brucie closes the gap between himself and gingerness/keveh by joining Gravedigger on 5.

9 times winners
communistworkethic
SOTWA

8 times winners
CrazyHorse

7 times winners
blurred
TANGODANCER

6 times winners
hisroyalgingerness
keveh

5 times winners
Gravedigger
Bruce Rioja

4 times winners
Gertie
mummywhycantieatcrayons

3 times winners
Batman
Zulus! Thousands of 'em!

2 times winners
Backgammon
Blackberry Monkey
H. Pedersen
Warthog

1 time winners
AmericanTrotter
Dujon
nat_bwfcuk
norm the jedi
Steady
Super_Kevin_Davies
WiganWhite
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:26 pm

Here you go!

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:31 pm

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When young Jimmy was told that it was 'take your kids to work day' he was most excited....his dad felt otherwise!
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Post by Gravedigger » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:33 pm

No, Dad! When I said economy to Marseille I was thinking of something else! 8)
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