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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go!

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Are we nearly there yet???
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:36 pm

superman would only master navigation after his 13th birthday
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house

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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:51 pm

This is what'll happen if you leave the landing light on again

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Post by Gravedigger » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:57 pm

"USAF Reach two zero one, this is Anglia radar. State your height, position and attitude."

"Er..Anglia, this is Reach two zero one. Five foot seven, in front and feckin' amazed!" 8)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:13 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go!

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Bruce Willis junior decides his "Anything you can do dad, I can do" might have been a bit hasty after all .
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Post by plodder » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:16 pm

That'll make a hell of a mess :D

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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:17 pm

The windscreen washers at the traffic lights were getting younger... and more persistent

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:08 pm

As flight FK123 was poised to land at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport the usual little scallies appeared - "aye mate, I'll look after your plane for a quid"
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:As flight FK123 was poised to land at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport the usual little scallies appeared - "aye mate, I'll look after your plane for a quid"
While not a caption but a related story, heard the other week of someone who went to Anfield and was approached by said scallies with 'Watch yer car, mister?' He said to 'em, 'No need ta, got a big dog in the back' and pointed to this doberman type creature. 'Oh, put out fires can he?' replied the kids, and earned themselves a few bob :)

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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:42 pm

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Post by americantrotter » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:16 pm

This is a picture of the last little runt not to listen to the warning to stay seated during the final approach.

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Post by picaro » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:18 pm

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the crackdown on window-washers within city limits has pushed the little buggers to other avenues of profit.
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Post by blurred » Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:21 pm

Do we have any SOPs for SOBs?

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Post by picaro » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:51 am

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shite!!! i've locked the keys inside!
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Post by Dujon » Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:22 am

MS Flight Simulator: Where would you like to go today?

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:54 am

am i being really picky about the photo shop craze but the plane is on its way landing, so has the kid held on for the whole journey???
are his hands not cold

sorry, that was hardly in the spirit of the thread

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:01 am

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Captain Birdseye was shocked to discover that boys are also used to keep planes out of danger as well as ships.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:35 am

Jonny wouldn't eat his greens, but got a shock when his mother tried the old 'here comes the airplane...' routine

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Post by blurred » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:35 am

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