The TW Caption Competition Thread

BoltonBilly · Post by **BoltonBilly** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:42 am

No matter where or when, when you support Man Utd someone will get you!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:46 am

Brylcreem went to great lengths to show off the supreme quality of its new impressive 'Maximum Hold' hair gel.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:24 am

Pilots, being somewhat posher than an ordinary folk, had stepped up from stick on Garfields.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:As flight FK123 was poised to land at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport the usual little scallies appeared - "aye mate, I'll look after your plane for a quid"

WINNER Scary thing is that someday it'll probably happen, and at that very airport!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:13 am

Thanks Bruce.

Crazy - that'll be number 10.

Here you go......

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:22 am

After no luck in the January transfer window, Big Sam uses another one of his alternative methods to bolster the defence.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:31 am

communistworkethic wrote:Crazy - that'll be number 10.

Why do I have the feeling I'm going to regret starting the league table?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:32 am

The Danish national squad remain unconvinced about the new kit deal with Lonsdale.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:34 am

Stretford Redsox' new NFL style razmatazz may take some time to be understood in Salford.

There you go, two for the price of one!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:35 am

Carlise United took major steps to prevent any more games getting called off due to flash flooding.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:35 am

Hide Nakata decides to boost his modest Wanderers pay with sight-seeing tours of the Irwell.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:49 am

A Norse, a Norse, my kingdom for a Norse

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:09 am

Gertie was gutted to discover that there had been a mix up by the organisers of her birthday treat, even though she HAD asked for a troup of dancers with big choppers and shiney helmets.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:14 am

Bolton's first game of the UEFA Cup campaign saw them drawn against Viking Stavanger

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:08 am

The players arrived for the start of the new form or rugby, the Norse code.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:23 am

'We're grounded!'
'What do you mean?'
'The boat's dragon...'

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:31 am

"Is that Lincolnshire?". "No it'sh Shunderland, and shtop taking the pish".

Crouch > Davies · Post by **Crouch > Davies** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:31 am

Man Utd's midfield crisis was fixed in dramatic style this morning as they rushed in the cast of "Mony Python and the Holy Grail."

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:18 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Thanks Bruce.

Crazy - that'll be number 10.

Here you go......

Portsmouth's new signings mistook Harry's instruction to make Fratton Park a fortress like the Reeebok.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:28 pm

'I'm Thor'
'Well here's some Vaseline, then'

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