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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:49 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:michelle mcmanus sadly never made it onto celebrity love island
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:10 pm

cheers, enjoy

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Post by Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:16 pm

Billie and Chris's differing ideas about dressing up to spice up their love life, led to to their eventual separation.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:18 pm

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This one....can...not....be.....used......for....collonisation.....she......has....been.....gward

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:18 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers, enjoy

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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:30 pm

To overcome her shyness about meeting new people, Billie decided to just take the plunge.
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Post by blurred » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:02 pm

'But why must you try to take over the universe and exterminate all people?' asked Billie.

'Because we want to,' replied the Dalek

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Post by blurred » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:03 pm

Billie didn't reckon much to the 'Relate' counsellor
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Post by blurred » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:03 pm

Billie fell for the 'Dr Who' knock knock joke so many times it was beginning to get boring.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:27 pm

blurred wrote:'But why must you try to take over the universe and exterminate all people?' asked Billie.

'Because we want to,' replied the Dalek

And those who get that should be ashamed, as am I
I got it and frankly I'm not ashamed in the slightest! Viva Billie Piper!
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Post by blurred » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:34 pm

Billie asked the Dalek 'Do you have a girlfriend?'

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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:04 pm

:D

Billie: Hey Blurred, what about "Honey to the Bee"?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:22 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers, enjoy

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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:24 pm

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Billie's third nipple is definitely a 'D' cup...
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Post by Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:48 pm

X-Lax just wasn't strong enough for Billie.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:26 pm

i'll give you all til 10 tomoz
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Post by blurred » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:27 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'll give you all til 10 tomoz
rubbish caption :P ;)
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:59 am

CrazyHorse wrote:To overcome her shyness about meeting new people, Billie decided to just take the plunge.
apologies to Blurred who had a sterling effort with lots of "in-jokes" and past-references
unfortunately these jokes were Billie Piper in-jokes and not Doctor Who ones so I didn't get them :wink:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:09 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:To overcome her shyness about meeting new people, Billie decided to just take the plunge.
apologies to Blurred who had a sterling effort with lots of "in-jokes" and past-references
unfortunately these jokes were Billie Piper in-jokes and not Doctor Who ones so I didn't get them :wink:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:01 pm

Here's the table....

10 times winners
communistworkethic

9 times winners
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CrazyHorse

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7 times winners
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TANGODANCER
hisroyalgingerness

6 times winners
Bruce Rioja
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5 times winners
Gravedigger
Gertie

4 times winners
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3 times winners
Batman
Zulus! Thousands of 'em!

2 times winners
Backgammon
Blackberry Monkey
H. Pedersen
Warthog

1 time winners
AmericanTrotter
Dujon
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norm the jedi
Steady
Super_Kevin_Davies
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