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If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by blurred » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:43 am

'...and you must adopt this position when Rooney scores a Brace'
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Post by blurred » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:44 am

'...and you must adopt this position when Rooney scores a Brace'
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:02 am

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Graeme Souness removed the fake latex head to reveal that 'Sven' had in fact been him all along....
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Post by Gravedigger » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:39 am

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Post by Backgammon » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:10 pm

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On hearing of his latest gaff, the players decided to show Sven how best to kiss his own arse goodbye.
24 hours are up and we have a winner! I love a bit of toilet humour...

All yours Bruce.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:25 pm

Backgammon wrote:24 hours are up and we have a winner! I love a bit of toilet humour...

All yours Bruce.
Thank you very much indeed Backgammon, I'm glad you liked it.

Ahem, Cheval Fou, any chance of a little adjustment? :wink:

Right, I shall set off in search of a little something for the weekend!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:39 pm

Third time lucky….

Congrats (again!) to Brucie. Backgammon moves up out of trap 2 into the third slot. Brucie is thrusting up that there table into slot 7! This is turning into real edge of the seat stuff, I'm sure you'll agree!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:11 pm

And on you go!

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:19 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:And on you go!

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The chief of police was impressed with the all new roof rack configuration on his patrol cars
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:27 pm

Gravedigger's been on the sauce again - can't tell a runway from a motorway.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:29 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:And on you go!

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No you fool! Its CHOCKS away-not COPS away!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:36 pm

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:39 pm

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Greater Manchester Police figured out that the best way to clean up Breightmet was to get the patrol cars in, do the job, and get out fast. Rocketing them in proved to have technical issues however.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:41 pm

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In the Directors cut, John McClane had an alternate way of saving his wife's plane!!
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Post by warthog » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:And on you go!

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Elmer who was afraid of flying, figured that driving would be much safer.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:And on you go!

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That's not what I meant by plane a bit off the chief's door - the one on his office is catching on the carpet...
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:09 pm

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What? Why aren't we afraid to fly into Afghanistan!! Because our new Elite fighter plane is bullet-proof, invisible to radar, missile resident, and can take off and land on ten metres of land!!

What!?!...............Fords???....oh..........erm.......that technology gentlemen is...erm..........blueprint.

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Post by americantrotter » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:19 pm

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Post by blurred » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:20 pm

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Post by blurred » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:20 pm

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