The TW Caption Competition Thread

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Post by blurred » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:30 pm

Who'd ride up the Mersey dressed like that for a Beatles convention?

Apparently the Norweigan would

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:25 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Thanks Bruce.

Crazy - that'll be number 10.

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Post by blurred » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:32 pm

In 1066 some 10,000 Normans invaded Britain, after one of the most confusing roll-calls in history

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Post by Backgammon » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:51 pm

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Post by Ye Olde Pastie Shoppe » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:41 pm

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Post by americantrotter » Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:06 am

Bolton's bunch of strong foreign mercenaries head home for the international break.

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:51 am

Well a mixed bag there but given the timeliness following the egg chucking thread, the winner is......





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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:49 am

**** Nobody Cares Update **** Nobody Cares Update **** Nobody Cares Update ****

Congratulations to Gertie as she now moves on up to join Brucie and Gravedigger at the joint number 5 spot.
Commie has now nudged just ahead of the soldier, at least for the time being while we wait for the results of his random literacy test by the ICCCA (international confederation of caption competition adjudicators).

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Post by keveh » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:00 am

How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing!

Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)

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Post by Gertie » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:35 am

keveh wrote:How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing!

Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Only boys would make caption competition winning competitive!!!!!!! :)

And as for who chooses me to win, I refer you to TZK response to the dilemma thread.......... ;)

I'll look for a pic later and put one up... Thanks

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:46 am

keveh wrote:How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing!
Yeah, its almost as if you have the power to go and change past postings, eh? :wink2:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:21 am

keveh wrote:How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing!

Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Which is complete bollox of course.

I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops.
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Post by warthog » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:50 am

communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing!

Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Which is complete bollox of course.

I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops.
In the absence of anyone else, it was left to Warthog to provide the obvious and not very funny gag:

Commie, we were talking about the caption competition.

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Post by Gertie » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:04 am

warthog wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Which is complete bollox of course.

I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops.
In the absence of anyone else, it was left to Warthog to provide the obvious and not very funny gag:

Commie, we were talking about the caption competition.
I would like to add that I was very grateful both times.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:13 am

Gertie wrote:
warthog wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Which is complete bollox of course.

I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops.
In the absence of anyone else, it was left to Warthog to provide the obvious and not very funny gag:

Commie, we were talking about the caption competition.
I would like to add that I was very grateful both times.
Good for you! I find that most women never show any form of gratitude and that we're simply taken for granted.

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Post by mofgimmers » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:21 am

CLIQUE ALERT!
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:24 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
Gertie wrote:
warthog wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;)
Which is complete bollox of course.

I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops.
In the absence of anyone else, it was left to Warthog to provide the obvious and not very funny gag:

Commie, we were talking about the caption competition.
I would like to add that I was very grateful both times.
Good for you! I find that most women never show any form of gratitude and that we're simply taken for granted.

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I think that's more down to you not having made them feel in any way grateful. Personally I find women to be most demonstrative in their gratitude.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:26 am

mofgimmers wrote:CLIQUE ALERT!
Oh shite-I wasn't thinking!

Does this mean I need to spend two weeks on 606 as punsihment? :D
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Post by mofgimmers » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:31 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
mofgimmers wrote:CLIQUE ALERT!
Oh shite-I wasn't thinking!

Does this mean I need to spend two weeks on 606 as punsihment? :D
Correct.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:35 am

mofgimmers wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
mofgimmers wrote:CLIQUE ALERT!
Oh shite-I wasn't thinking!

Does this mean I need to spend two weeks on 606 as punsihment? :D
Correct.

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After having queued for it? But I've only got two weeks...
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