The TW Caption Competition Thread

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:31 am

Oi, you Pedersen (notice the correct spelling), two weeks ago you were a midfielder, then a defender, now a ref. What next a bloody bolton rebel?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:15 am

Club G-A-Y struggled to fill the bill for the football evening

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:35 am

Dennis Wise: You're going to give us the free kick otherwise I'll stab you right now and there won't be a single witness, OK?

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:12 am

(high pitched voice)

Wise: "You put your right leg out......no, barry.....barry!.....i said right leg not left leg!"

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:51 pm

For sheer uncouth enthusiasm this gets my vote.

Batman wrote:"Barry, you are a dick, a bald, bald dick. A freakin stupid ignorant bald facking dick. I hate you, Bolton fans hate you, Ipswich fans hate you, your fackin Mum hates you, I hope you never ever referee in any form of competitive sport, you ruined my whole year, you look like a gay tellytubby. You probably think about Uriah Rennie while you crack one off, you inspire ridicule amongst supporters, you do not even have any god damn hair. Go away Barry, go away and leave this country in peace, you have ruined my LIFE"

The entries from Mich Caine were particularly poor. Perhaps we need to vet people before we allow them to compete. I am surprised that no one mentioned the masturbating policeman in the background.

Over to you Bat boy.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:20 pm

its digusting, but off ya go

winner decided monday ish

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:20 pm

Gullit: "Peter, why have you got yout knob out?"

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:35 pm

Preston-born "Irishman"Mark Lawrenson tries to wheedle his way into the England squad.

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:36 pm

Zulus, you know I am not a fan of yours, but that is brilliant! Well done.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:34 pm

England's experiment with kilts proved short-lived.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:31 am

That's just Ruud.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:43 pm

After seeing the embarrisment on Peter's face, Ruud decided to send him a present after the game to cheer him up.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:54 pm

Beardsley pays the price for having failed to get his ball past the bird's tee on England's golf day.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:27 pm

Beardsley: Not only is my face a right state, my bollox are on sideways too!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:15 pm

well H.Pedersen (taking time to spell it right) is the winner

off ya trot cocker

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:27 pm

Batman - you what???

That was not funny

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:28 pm

yours was hardly subtle!!!
anyway, winners perogative!

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:31 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Batman - you what???

That was not funny

On the wind-up again eh, Mich? Why have you got your knob out? You're right tho. That is funny. Funny

rather than

though.....

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:33 pm

yours was a good un Cainy my boy, dont be upset. When you win you can pour scorn on my effort, i'll letcha

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:51 pm

Bench - you are testing my patience sonny Jim.

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