The TW Caption Competition Thread

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:48 am

So have you tried the staple technique.

Yeh I tried that but i found them rather bland, and they hurt like hell upon exit.

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:43 pm

come on soldier who,s the winner, this is a good idea lets keep it going

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Maradonna and Jardel say to Pele "Well at least we can get our cocks hard".

WINNER!!

Great quote Bruce Rioja.

Over to you

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:56 pm

Come on Bruce Rioja lets be having you

dioufs nbr 1 fan · Post by **dioufs nbr 1 fan** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:58 pm

Blackberry Monkey wrote:Come on Bruce Rioja lets be having you

come on where are you, we need a 12th man, come onn, lets be having youu

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:09 pm

In order for this competition to continue, I think we should specify how long each caption should run before a winner is announced and how long that person has to respond. Mummy as this is your trainset, maybe you could lay these rules down? This is a great competition and it would be a shame for it to disapear because a winner suddenly goes absent.

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:20 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:In order for this competition to continue, I think we should specify how long each caption should run before a winner is announced and how long that person has to respond. Mummy as this is your trainset, maybe you could lay these rules down? This is a great competition and it would be a shame for it to disapear because a winner suddenly goes absent.

Well said soldier, this competition has got plenty left in it and the quality has been excellent, there really are some twisted people out there.

Come on mummy lets make some rules

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:31 pm

or just some photos would do.......BRUCE!!!!

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:10 pm

I am loving Bruce Rioja's effort there.

Erm, rules, rules, rules. Ok the rules are as follows:

The person who submits the photo has to pick a winner from all entries within 24 hours of the time the photo was posted. No entries after this point may be considered in the competition, but laughing at them is still permitted.

Once the winner is chosen, he/she then has twenty four hours to select and post his/her photo. If the winner fails to do so within this 24 hour period, the thread is open to the first person to post a photo once the period has expired.

OK?

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:23 pm

So that gives Bruce until 12.07pm tommorrow ( saturday )

I've got a belter if he misses the deadline

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:08 am

Why did my John Candy and Elvis caption not win? That was an absolute beauty. Its the spitting image of them both.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:24 am

Please accept my apologies for the delay. Here you go.

Frankie Wanderer · Post by **Frankie Wanderer** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:41 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Miss/Mrs Bench

"Bench, I hope this enough lager for tomorrows Everton game."

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:49 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Please accept my apologies for the delay. Here you go.

For christ's sake woman hurry up the match is almost starting

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:13 am

hmmm. On second thoughts honey why don't we just get a nice bottle on cabernet for the evening, we can always drink that some other time.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:19 am

Who?.........Oh yes, the Paul Gascoigne, Tony Adams Brunch is just over here. Please follow me.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:03 pm

Exclusive photos reveal another clause in Steven Gerrard's £100,000 a week contract.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:56 pm

If Carlsberg made girlfriends...

dioufs nbr 1 fan · Post by **dioufs nbr 1 fan** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:01 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:If Carlsberg made girlfriends...

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:15 pm

"quit complainig, ive got the fecking umbrella!"

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