The TW Caption Competition Thread

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:27 am

Rooney learns the hardway...

Never ever ever put something precious near the teeth of someone you've branded a tw#t on international TV.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:53 am

Rumours of the continuing rift between Rooney and Ronaldo were today quashed after it was revealed that Ronaldo was the only Utd team mate to leap into action and suck out the poison from a snake bite suffered by Rooney on the recent South African tour...

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:21 am

You can't even do a simple task like blow me off without all the fancy tricks.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:24 am

Once again Ronaldo spits out the dummy

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:42 am

Oh Yeahh.... That's it Granny..... Err, I mean... Christiano.

Electric Gretar · Post by **Electric Gretar** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:43 pm

After receiving a death threat, Ronaldo could hardly believe it was Rooney who would be doing the shooting!

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:43 pm

Some very good entries there, but the winner is Bruce with 'Having repaired the puncture on it's right arm, Christiano blew up his inflatable Rooney all over again.'

Well done.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:24 pm

Luna wrote:Some very good entries there, but the winner is Bruce with 'Having repaired the puncture on it's right arm, Christiano blew up his inflatable Rooney all over again.'

Well done.

Why thank-you very much indeed, Luna. Much appreciated. I'll go and find summat.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:40 pm

Let's have 'em.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:53 pm

Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:55 pm

In the land of the blind, we're all f*cked.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:15 pm

"Ok, ok yo...you win the fancy dress contest..D..David!!......That's the best Judge Judy outfit I've ever seen!! Now...now put the gavel down, there's a good lad!!!"

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:20 pm

Hasta la Vista, Tony!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:24 pm

My name is Maximus Decimus Blunketius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Labourii, loyal servant to the true emperor, Gordonicus Brownius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and several mistresses. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Oh - err - and this is my dog, Sadie..."

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:35 pm

1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Make a pig's arse of the Home Office. Bonk the publisher of The Spectator. Fast-track the nanny's visa. Make a killing on bioscience shares. Carry on as if nothing has happened.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:27 am

Hasta la vista, baby! Oh, and mind you don't step on my dog.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:48 am

F.A. to get tough. New referee outfit revealed.

youngmc · Post by **youngmc** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:08 am

Hasta la visa nanny

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:14 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Let's have 'em.

Justice is blind

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:33 am

Blunket today joins WWE adopting the catchphrase:

I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!!

(one for the wrestling fans, probably not Brucie)

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