The TW Caption Competition Thread

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:29 pm

Can I have another go?

"Euthanasia - is there an argument for lowering the age limit?"

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:50 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers

here's mine

"Oi, Allardyce! Pedersen at Left Back? Are you fkn mad?!"

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:19 pm

you've got until after work tomorrow (6 ish if i can be arsed)

hopefully by then i'll have thought of one myself

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:20 pm

warthog wrote: "Oi, Allardyce! Pedersen at Left Back? Are you fkn mad?!"

Class, Pure class.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:29 pm

Fanz is caught on camera after being asked to destribe his love for Bolton Wanderers!!!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:53 pm

check out sky sports sh** caption comp

http://www.skysports.com/skysports/arti ... 59,00.html

here's mine:

Middlesboro's evidence of the Diouf spitting incident was a bit one sided

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:36 pm

"If you come near me with those crayons again Mummy I'll shove them up your arse!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:22 am

And my father tells me that it's a national tradition for us to try and plug a dyke with this one.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:55 am

Hunt for England?

Are you QUITE MAD?

pick me lee pick me pick me

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:15 pm

warthog wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers

here's mine

"Oi, Allardyce! Pedersen at Left Back? Are you fkn mad?!"

its gotta be this

i think the real winner is the sport of caption competitions itself

and no offence to all the entries but nothing's made me laugh more than the kids face - he looks like he means it!!!!!!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:25 pm

Jolly good. I'll go and look for a picture.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:48 pm

The winner to be announced after we beat West Ham on Saturday.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:55 pm

"Barry, you are a dick, a bald, bald dick. A freakin stupid ignorant bald facking dick. I hate you, Bolton fans hate you, Ipswich fans hate you, your fackin Mum hates you, I hope you never ever referee in any form of competitive sport, you ruined my whole year, you look like a gay tellytubby. You probably think about Uriah Rennie while you crack one off, you inspire ridicule amongst supporters, you do not even have any god damn hair. Go away Barry, go away and leave this country in peace, you have ruined my LIFE"

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:22 pm

A conversation between 2 crooks.

Barry Knight: "Please Dennis, don't let your Millwall animals beat the shiit out of me for being a total and utter nice person. Look I will get my last £20 out of my pocket from the bet I won back in 1999 when I guessed the correct score of the Ipswich - Bolton game. Please Dennis - it will help you pay for your taxi fare home.

Dennis Wise: "I don't need money for taxis you nice person, I just beat the shiit out of them if they don't drive me home for free".

Barry Knight: "Ok, Ok, I tell you what I will do, next time I referee a match with Callum Davison I will send him off for you!"

Dennis Wise: "Now you're talking, we have a deal Barry my old mucker".

Barry Knight: "Oh I like deals, I haven't had one since the 1999 play off semi final".

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:24 pm

Can I have a second go.

Barry Knight says to Dennis Wise: "This would make a great caption competition photo, two facking nice people together".

Dennis Wise: "Hehe, I think you are right for once Barry".

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:50 pm

My second try

"Hey dickhead"
"What dickhead?"

"Nothing, cheers Dad"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:58 pm

A premiership referee?

Ill tell you what Barry, if your not sacked by the end of the season for being the world worst official, Ill quit Chelsea and become a manager

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:03 pm

warthog wrote:

The winner to be announced after we beat West Ham on Saturday.

...and that's what it's all about! Oh Hokey Hokey Cokey etc...

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:12 pm

ooh mince

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:13 pm

its not barry knight is it

shite

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