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Post by Backgammon » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:09 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Here you go folks. Get captioning! :mrgreen:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:58 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:The TW mods are becoming progressively more worried about the type of sites visited by member 472, Tango Dancer.
Short entry due to the World Cup I suppose. Monty's best of a sparse bunch. Over to Canada.

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Post by plodder » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:20 am

I thought (hoped) this bloody thread had died :mrgreen:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:04 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:The TW mods are becoming progressively more worried about the type of sites visited by member 472, Tango Dancer.
Short entry due to the World Cup I suppose. Monty's best of a sparse bunch. Over to Canada.

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Sorry - didn't see this yesterday. Never won, never expected to win however sparse the number of entries. Still, in keeping with the theme of international footie:

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Hope it hasn't been used before.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:12 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:The TW mods are becoming progressively more worried about the type of sites visited by member 472, Tango Dancer.
Short entry due to the World Cup I suppose. Monty's best of a sparse bunch. Over to Canada.

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Sorry - didn't see this yesterday. Never won, never expected to win however sparse the number of entries. Still, in keeping with the theme of international footie:

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Fresh from his triumph at the Reebok, Birmingham's "Flipperman" gets carried away at school sports day.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:18 pm

Russian winger 'Ronaldoski' had a bit of a reputation for diving.
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:06 pm

The hose pipe ban had a terrible effect on the water polo team.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:36 pm

I'm still laughing at the actual caption!!!
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Post by Electric Gretar » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:05 pm

"It was the normal dress code for playing football in his native Italy, Just ask the Aussies!"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:35 pm

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Zenit St. Petersburg prepare for a return to the Reebok.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:54 pm

Football leagues under the sea
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:59 pm

As the rain got worse the manager wonder if it was time to bring on the subs.
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:03 pm

Although scientists said it was unlikely that Carlisle would flood again, the kit designers felt it was "better safe than sorry."
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:38 am

Does anyone know what the actual caption says? Gertie?
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:11 am

Uri's comrades were becoming frustrated that he had decided they would be the Frogs at the Dressing Up World Cup
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Post by Gertie » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:18 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Does anyone know what the actual caption says? Gertie?
I'd ask my mum, but I'm worried it might be rude :shock:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:28 pm

This picking a winner business is all rather difficult, given the excellence of the entries. Memories of St. P. in the UEFA cup, the delightfully flooded Carlisle ground and the punning of 'sub' were all delightful. Ultimately I chose an amusing incident in keeping with the tone of the thread.

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Post by Gertie » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:14 pm

Gertie wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Does anyone know what the actual caption says? Gertie?
I'd ask my mum, but I'm worried it might be rude :shock:
My mum obviously is a rubbish Russian person, she says she couldn't understand it. She says it's all slangy but is basically referring to the frogman outfit and possibly a nickname of the chap wearing it???!!

Needless to say I think Tango's caption was waaaaaaaay funnier.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:28 pm

Cheers Monty, I'll stick a pic up shortly.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:37 pm

Especially for Commie's TW Open golf day. :mrgreen:

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