OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!

[Montreal Wanderer]

I cant believe it, I have just checked my lotto ticket on my lunch break and I have 5 numbers and the bonus ball.
Anyone have an idea of how much I have won?

You've won a potential fortune and you don't know where to look to see how much it is?

In the Bullsh*t stakes, you've just won the jackpot.

Do you get off on people taking the p*ss out of you????

I know, its almost as sad as hearing about this post from one of your croneys, then specifically logging onto this web site just to post the above message and logging off again. Leave it man. Its over.

CH, you have to realize that Billy is a site admin on BB - not an easy job. Mich drove him crazy. Natasha drove him crazy. Pigsfoot drove him right off the rails. In the end Sluffy (the nicest guy on the internet) and I (a bit different) drove him round the bend. Let him get a little of his own back now we are all here to drive Bench & Co crazy. Well, all of us but pigsfoot now, but that's another story.

[Mich Caine]

Its absolutely true I swear on my life, on wednesday's lotto draw I won over half a million pounds. Today I have had the best day in my life, I went to Sunderland to the NE camelot lotto headquarters to collect my cheque with my family. They gave us half a dozen bottles of bubbly and we are having a party this evening. Its been one hectic and wild day!

Just to let you all know of my plans - I have handed my notice in at work and my boss said he was happy for me not to work my notice, as its a bit much having to work when you have won a fortune.

So what is next for Mich? I will be going to every Bolton game home and away now - I will go in my new car - I am going to buy an Aston Martin vanquish. Also there will be a lot of travelling to be done. I plan to go to Monte Carlo, Switzerland, Rome, Barcelona, Hong Kong, Japan, Australia, Vegas, etc.

I will be buying a laptop so I will post on the site from each exotic location and let you know how I am getting on.

You are talking to a half millionaire!!! WOoooohoooooo! Come on!!!

Have a great weekend everyone!

[youngmc]

wanker

PMSL Sometimes one word is all it takes...

[communistworkethic]

Delusional.

Nurse! The restraints!

[Loyal White]

Quickest way to lose half a million... go to Vegas.

Congratulations though by the way!

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

I won 2.5m last week, and as such I would like to buy a farm on planet mich. How much is it per acre mich?

Cuckoo, Cuckoo!!

[CrazyHorse]

Its absolutely true I swear on my life, on wednesday's lotto draw I won over half a million pounds. Today I have had the best day in my life, I went to Sunderland to the NE camelot lotto headquarters to collect my cheque with my family. They gave us half a dozen bottles of bubbly and we are having a party this evening. Its been one hectic and wild day!

Just to let you all know of my plans - I have handed my notice in at work and my boss said he was happy for me not to work my notice, as its a bit much having to work when you have won a fortune.

So what is next for Mich? I will be going to every Bolton game home and away now - I will go in my new car - I am going to buy an Aston Martin vanquish. Also there will be a lot of travelling to be done. I plan to go to Monte Carlo, Switzerland, Rome, Barcelona, Hong Kong, Japan, Australia, Vegas, etc.

I will be buying a laptop so I will post on the site from each exotic location and let you know how I am getting on.

You are talking to a half millionaire!!! WOoooohoooooo! Come on!!!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Well done mate!
You've already spent about half already. Vanquish (120k) go around the world trip and laptop and things (80K). I recon you've got about 350K left. This will net you about 20 thousand a year in interest.

You're going to need to pay tax on that (8 thousand) and then plough at least £3500 a year back in to stop inflation eating it away.

That will leave you £8500 a year to live on for the rest of your life. Don't know how much you earned before you quit work but that is about the same as someone who is on the minimum wage gets for working 40 hours a week. Not very much when you want to live a champagne lifestyle is it?

I go and ask for my job back if I was you, quick.

Don’t even consider quitting work unless you win 2-3million.

[Blackberry Monkey]

obviously a quick photo of Mich and his cheque would shut all the sceptics up, me included

[youngmc]

Come on mitch lets see that scan of the winning ticket. And dont say camelot have it as we asked for it earlier on in the week you feckin numpty...

[Mar]

Nice one mich. Now with that in mind i'm sure you wouldn't mind sponsoring the sites running fees?

[Batman]

nah, the money is going to his therapy bills

[keveh]

unlucky, a Vanquish has eaten more than 20% of your winnings.

You also get a special rank.

And I mean "special"

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

Guess who lost this months bet

Ok a bets a bet.

So how should Mich spend his new found wealth?

A new house?

A new car?

Plodder Lane?

Help Mich with his dilemma















































Role on October

[plodder]

mmm £500k won't buy you much.

How about 10 minutes every Monday morning of somebodies time (no names) to read through The Sun and find something controversial to post. Should last about three weeks.

[White Knight]

A trip to that place in the Czech Republic. There's a hotel and you pay and get a gorgeous tart sent up to your room whenever you want and get to do anything to her. Only catch is they film it and put it on a Czech porn site. Nout wrong with that i'd give em' somethin' to watch, oh aye!

[a1]

half a million lottery tickets

[White Knight]

STUFFY BASTARD!!!!!

[communistworkethic]

hmmmm.......

a leprechaun
a unicorn
the loch ness monster
a chupacabras
a pixie
a griffin
a dragon
thunderbird 1
a knight industries two thousand
airwolf

well if you are going to spend imaginary money, spend it on imaginary things

[Marshall]

50,000,000 sherbet lemons.

You can't go wrong with sherbet lemons.

[White Knight]

Mines still better