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Post by TonyZicoKelly » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:34 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
TonyZicoKelly wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Cavalier with a V8 - wooohoo.

Presumably it comes in Burberry?
:roll:

I pity you. It's actually a replica of the Holden - an Australian muscle car. So, yeah a jumped-up Cavalier. Numpty.
£30k for a replica of an Australian Vauxhall??? Be still my beating heart!!! :roll:
Seriously, have you seen one?

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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake!
OK then, I am giving you 30k to spend on a car, go and find me one.

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:44 pm

I have just bought my new car this morning, it is absolutely amazing.


http://www.jaguar.co.uk/uk/en/vehicles/ ... photos.htm

In Ultraviolet, its the same car in the photo. Jaguar XKR coupe. £59,000.

I get it 2 days after I come back from Hong Kong. Oh wow!!!!

How is everyone enjoying work today?

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm

Oh - its photo number 9

TonyZicoKelly

Post by TonyZicoKelly » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm

keveh wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake!
OK then, I am giving you 30k to spend on a car, go and find me one.
You seriously can't get better value for money than a Monaro.

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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:46 pm

over 10% of your winnings on a car isn't a good move in my opinion.

It's a cool car, but the money wont last long.

Still waiting for this picture for proof..........

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:46 pm

Have you seen this XKR? It is absolutely lush. The monaro looks like a boy racer's car, no style, no class.

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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:49 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Have you seen this XKR? It is absolutely lush. The monaro looks like a boy racer's car, no style, no class.
but half the price, that's what we were getting at.

TonyZicoKelly

Post by TonyZicoKelly » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:50 pm

keveh wrote:
Mich Caine wrote:Have you seen this XKR? It is absolutely lush. The monaro looks like a boy racer's car, no style, no class.
but half the price, that's what we were getting at.
Erm, and a better performance too.

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:51 pm

Ok, lets cancel the jag, lets just get a skip like a second hand lada, I will save myself a lot of money.

Look, money is no object to the million dollar man.

TonyZicoKelly

Post by TonyZicoKelly » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:52 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Ok, lets cancel the jag, lets just get a skip like a second hand lada, I will save myself a lot of money.

Look, money is no object to the million dollar man.
Neither is reality it appears. :roll:

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:56 pm

What do you mean by that? I thought everyone would be pleased for me. I just got a card from work today signed by everyone saying congratulations, some people have said 'Lend me a tenner', but everyone is so thrilled for me. I wish everyone else would be pleased for me too. I am a bit of a celebrity now. A lotto winner.

Tell all your mates and family about me. They will love to hear about me.

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:59 pm

keveh wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake!
OK then, I am giving you 30k to spend on a car, go and find me one.
BMW 5 series 2.2SE
BMW Z4
Audi A4 Cariolet
Audi TT
LandRover Discovery
Saab 9.5
Saab 9.3 convertable

there's a nice mix for you, all give you change from £30k.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:59 pm

Knobhead (Mich, that is!)
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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:00 pm

lmfao, this has got to be the longest joke in history.

Wonder how long we have to wait until the punchline comes?

Mich Caine

Post by Mich Caine » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:03 pm

Zulus - rich knobhead to you, ok?

Keveh - I would love to see your face when you see the pics of me collecting the cheque. Oh, are you going to be sorry!

TonyZicoKelly

Post by TonyZicoKelly » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:04 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
keveh wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake!
OK then, I am giving you 30k to spend on a car, go and find me one.
BMW 5 series 2.2SE - A 5 series with a 2.2 litre engine??!! You'll be lucky if it moves unless it's going downhill.
BMW Z4 - Hairdresser's car.
Audi A4 Cariolet - We live in England - you look a nice person with a cabriolet.
Audi TT - Hairdresser's car.
LandRover Discovery - The Disco 3 is the most sensible thing you have said yet. If I won a large sum of money I would buy one of those and a Monaro.
Saab 9.5 - You're joking right?
Saab 9.3 convertable - seriously???

there's a nice mix for you, all give you change from £30k.

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Post by stinkythefrog » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:04 pm

keveh wrote:lmfao, this has got to be the longest joke in history.

Wonder how long we have to wait until the punchline comes?
Suppose the perfect punchline now would be if Mich was telling the truth and had won £500K.

Mind you if I won some decent dosh I would find something better to do than talk to you lot on here :twisted:

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:06 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Zulus - rich knobhead to you, ok?

Keveh - I would love to see your face when you see the pics of me collecting the cheque. Oh, are you going to be sorry!
Money doesn't come into it Mich. £1 or £10 million would not change the fact that you are a tosser of the first order.
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Post by keveh » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:11 pm

The Land Rover is the only one I would choose from the line up, especially the sports version

http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/2005gen ... ort_01.JPG

Apart from the dodgy colour they look awesome.

Plus I could run Mich over in it.

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