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Post by LeverEnd » Tue May 13, 2014 10:38 pm

When the shit hits the fan, you know the extractor in your bathroom is too powerful.
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Post by thebish » Thu May 15, 2014 8:59 am

some joke-tellers have plenty of patience....

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Post by Prufrock » Sat May 17, 2014 11:24 pm

I was ordered to find Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine.

I said, "I'm sorry Kofi, all I've got is 'oceanic'"
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat May 17, 2014 11:50 pm

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun May 18, 2014 12:50 am

Prufrock wrote:I was ordered to find Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine.

I said, "I'm sorry Kofi, all I've got is 'oceanic'"
But what about Pencilbiter's Ace Icon? :wink:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun May 18, 2014 3:59 pm

Prufrock wrote:I was ordered to find Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine.

I said, "I'm sorry Kofi, all I've got is 'oceanic'"
Go on, I admit I've not got a clue! :conf:
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun May 18, 2014 4:06 pm

Find Kofi An anagram
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun May 18, 2014 4:10 pm

I think I may have preferred to stay ignorant... :hang:
But thanks I suppose. :mrgreen:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Enoch » Mon May 19, 2014 3:58 pm

Can't believe I've been barred from B&Q.

Some old c*nt in an apron asked me if I wanted decking, what did he expect?!!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon May 19, 2014 4:00 pm

Enoch wrote:Can't believe I've been barred from B&Q.

Some old c*nt in an apron asked me if I wanted decking, what did he expect?!!
I read this with a sense of deja vu deja vu.
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Post by Enoch » Mon May 19, 2014 4:01 pm

That old?!!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon May 19, 2014 4:06 pm

Enoch wrote:That old?!!
:D Last seen here on April 23 but apparently of great antiquity.
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Post by Enoch » Mon May 19, 2014 4:25 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Enoch wrote:That old?!!
:D Last seen here on April 23 but apparently of great antiquity.
Well at least it made me chuckle.

Maybe I could do more research. :oops:
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Post by thebish » Mon May 19, 2014 5:50 pm

Enoch wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Enoch wrote:That old?!!
:D Last seen here on April 23 but apparently of great antiquity.
Well at least it made me chuckle.

Maybe I could do more research. :oops:
I'm sure it would have been a lot funnier if you had... let that be a lesson to you! :wink:
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Post by Enoch » Mon May 19, 2014 6:36 pm

thebish wrote:
Enoch wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Enoch wrote:That old?!!
:D Last seen here on April 23 but apparently of great antiquity.
Well at least it made me chuckle.

Maybe I could do more research. :oops:
I'm sure it would have been a lot funnier if you had... let that be a lesson to you! :wink:
In fairness, I thought it a lot funnier anyhow. Kinty's effort was lazy and poorly delivered!

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Post by davroduk » Tue May 20, 2014 7:02 pm

Im already bored with my time machine and Ive only had it for a year.


Probably wont buy it.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 20, 2014 11:34 pm

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Enoch » Wed May 21, 2014 3:24 pm

That Dave Prowse, bit of a one trick pony.

Luke right, Luke left, come over to the other side.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Fri May 23, 2014 7:54 am

Aww..
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 23, 2014 8:59 am

Andy Waller wrote:Aww..

See, I don't find that cute. I see that dog 's body language as ''come any closer and I'll bite your fecking face off!''
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