Oh just lay off crouch will you

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:12 am

famous story in my family that one

i went, aged about 9, with my uncle and his mates.........when we scored our second, one of his mates was so excited he threw his arms up in the air in celebration and did it with such force he dislocated his shoulder.

awesome night all round!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:11 pm

Batman wrote:liverpool 0 -2 bwfc walker, mcginlay

nuff said

Liverpool 5 Bolton 2

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:29 pm

New years day, 2002
Anfield
Captain for the day.
a new hero.

i can't find a picture anywhere

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:39 pm

Dr Hotdog wrote:New years day, 2002
Anfield
Captain for the day.
a new hero.

i can't find a picture anywhere

I loved that. I was in the main stand and ripped my fleece off to reveal my Bolton shirt as part of my celebration.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:07 pm

Thought I'd resurrect this old beast - 8 goals in his last 6 games, 11 in 11 for England, if I could be arsed to find his stats from December last year they'd make good reading.

It seems as though the media in general are coming round to the opinion that he's not just a lanky streak of piss. What about those detractors on here?

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:32 pm

HE'S SHITE

STILL

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:39 pm

In fairness, he's hardly scored against anybody half decent for England. Can't really argue with his form at the moment though i suppose.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:51 pm

Not saying that the sides he's scored against for England are the best in the world (Jamaica, Macedonia, T&T, Andorra....) but he's still done it. Was just wondering if people here were accepting the seeming media love-in at the moment or not...

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:56 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:HE'S SHITE

STILL

100% agree.

He is the flukiest player I have ever seen.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:57 pm

blurred wrote:
Batman wrote:liverpool 0 -2 bwfc walker, mcginlay

nuff said
Liverpool 5 Bolton 2

Lucky win

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:06 am

(a very shit) Greece
Andorra
Macedonia (no mugs but not great either - one of the Plovdiv players was their left-back)
Jamaica
Trindad and Tobago.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:57 am

Fair dos, he's a much better player than I thought he was when he signed for Liverpool. I still don't like the look of the England teamsheet with him spearheading the attack though.

Dr.Karl · Post by **Dr.Karl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:12 am

I'm convinced Davies would be an absolute revelation in the England team but the way Crouch is playing he'll be hard to replace. It will be interesting to see how the team shapes up with Rooney in the team ahead of Defoe and if that affects Crouchys form.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:36 am

Peter Crouch: terror of the world's minnows.

Lucky goal, lucky win, move along, nothing to see here.

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:02 am

He's got a good touch for a big m...

*gunfire*

FaninOz · Post by **FaninOz** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:56 am

He may be a long streak of ****, but he controls the ball well for a tall guy and 11 goals in 14 internationals, no matter who the opposition is, is an excellent strike rate.

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:52 pm

He's decent, and even better when used effectively. I just dont trust McLaren to use anyone properly.

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:58 pm

FaninOz wrote:He may be a long streak of ****, but he controls the ball well for a tall guy and 11 goals in 14 internationals, no matter who the opposition is, is an excellent strike rate.

ARCHIE THOMPSON............

PETER CROUCH WILL NOT BE A PART OF A SUCCESSFUL ENGLAND TEAM

HE MISSES WAY TOO MANY CHANCES

AND HE MAY AS WELL TAKE DEFOE WITH HIM

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:13 pm

Bench wrote:To be fair Vassell has looked a far superior player since he has started playing for City, and his link-up play with Cole has been bordering on 'genius'.

I'm not going to get into a discussion discussing the merits of a 'misunderstood' Peter Crouch. The guy is no-where near England quality and never will be. A goal tally of 0 for Liverpool thus far this season proves that. As a holding player and target striker there are few better than Davies, especially when you start comparing that players value:

Crouch - value £7m: Liverpool - 6th/7th/8th???
Davies - feck all and a pie: Bolton - 3rd

Doesn't take a genius to work out you're talking bollocks.

One of the guys who claims i know nothing. Well look at you, talking bollocks.

Crouch > Davies · Post by **Crouch > Davies** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:16 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Peter Crouch: terror of the world's minnows.

Lucky goal, lucky win, move along, nothing to see here.

You can only score against what's put in front of you. He's running wild, end of story, for both Liverpool and England.

WHATCHYAGONNADO? when Crouchamania runs wild on YOU?

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