Birmingham set £5m fee for Heskey

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Birmingham set £5m fee for Heskey

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:56 am

Clubs wishing to buy Birmingham striker Emile Heskey have been told to stump up at least £5m (Daily Express)


Imagine those words all being in the same sentence. How appropriate.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:56 am

LOL!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:10 am

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Post by keveh » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:10 am

Jesus christ, did they even pay that much for him?!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:17 am

it's about £4,750,000 too much or pehaps they're charging by the kilo?
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Post by Gertie » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:19 am

I just hope that Sam isn't thinking about that 8 million burning a hole in his pocket...
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:21 am

step forward west ham
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:24 am

Gertie wrote:I just hope that Sam isn't thinking about that 8 million burning a hole in his pocket...
That crossed my mind too, Gertie! I'm walking around singing "la la" really loud in the hope that the thought goes away! :)
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:30 am

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
Gertie wrote:I just hope that Sam isn't thinking about that 8 million burning a hole in his pocket...
That crossed my mind too, Gertie! I'm walking around singing "la la" really loud in the hope that the thought goes away! :)
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Post by InsaneApache » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:13 am

Shouldn't this be in the joke thread? :shock:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:45 am

InsaneApache wrote:Shouldn't this be in the joke thread? :shock:
Just beat me to it. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:37 pm

Farking hell, £5m?


He would suit someone like Wet Spam, as both are shite.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:25 am

Birmingham striker Emile Heskey has set his sights on joining Blackburn this summer as he would like to team up with former Leicester team-mate Robbie Savage at Ewood Park. (Daily Mirror)

If you believe in a God then I suggest now is the time to lob a couple of prayers in! Imagine, Heskey and Lily both trotting out in that in-bred, banjo-strumming, blue and white halved rag.

Huzzah!

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Post by boltonboris » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:29 am

keveh wrote:Jesus christ, did they even pay that much for him?!
They paid about £7M for him, hes their record signing
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Post by warthog » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:34 am

boltonboris wrote:
keveh wrote:Jesus christ, did they even pay that much for him?!
They paid about £7M for him, hes their record signing
Liverpool paid even more for the Heskalump. £11 million. :shock:
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Post by Leyther_Matt » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:52 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Birmingham striker Emile Heskey has set his sights on joining Blackburn this summer as he would like to team up with former Leicester team-mate Robbie Savage at Ewood Park. (Daily Mirror)

If you believe in a God then I suggest now is the time to lob a couple of prayers in! Imagine, Heskey and Lily both trotting out in that in-bred, banjo-strumming, blue and white halved rag.

Huzzah!

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That'd be pure comedy, although second in the list would be Heskey signing for Wigan as a replacement for Turkey-bound Jason Roberts! :)
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:40 am

warthog wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
keveh wrote:Jesus christ, did they even pay that much for him?!
They paid about £7M for him, hes their record signing
Liverpool paid even more for the Heskalump. £11 million. :shock:
Somewhat similar to Orson Welles ... a man who's career progression should be shown in reverse.


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