Rio Ferndinands World Cup Wind-ups

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:00 pm

Anyone catch this show - it was pure gold! could not believe it when beckham jumped out of the car on princess park way and started legging up the street in the middle of moss side! Rooney's was the best tho, what a stump he is, how could he not suss something was up with Coleen pissing herself all the way through it.

a1 · Post by a1 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:21 pm

yeah, but it'll be piss easy getting him back...

[put on a voice]

"this is doctor bendover of smanckheads laboratories , i'm afraid you missed a urine test at manchester uniteds training ground on 1 june 06 ........ "

then you could add ad libs like

"did you get anything good from the shops?"

"which of your other 'doctors' will you ring next?"

"can you get me barry bonds autograph?"

etc...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:22 pm

biggest tool of the lot was rio ferdinand himself. It was as funny as losing a family member.

Lennon · Post by **Lennon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:32 pm

communistworkethic wrote:biggest tool of the lot was rio ferdinand himself. It was as funny as losing a family member.

I concur.

And what the hell does 'merked' mean?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:39 pm

Lennon wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:biggest tool of the lot was rio ferdinand himself. It was as funny as losing a family member.
I concur.

And what the hell does 'merked' mean?

they were made to wear a pubic wig??

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:15 pm

J - Tizzle

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMXz_OKGdAs[/youtube]

David Bizzle

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdfLj1F42lk[/youtube]

Gary Neville

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLpxccG7Pmw[/youtube]

Wayne Rooney

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXDDFzrnl7w[/youtube]

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:20 pm

Ferdinand will alway be a dirty inbred druggie bastard.

I had heard about this programme, but I decided to watch grass grow instead, it seemed funnier.

Keveh, the top video doesn't work, something about it being forbidden to watch embedded videos.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:22 pm

Batman wrote:Keveh, the top video doesn't work, something about it being forbidden to watch embedded videos.

Click the "link" button below the video if it doesn't work.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:14 pm

Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.

Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:27 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.
Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).

How many times did he pass back to either Neville or Robinson when a pass really wasn't on? He's okay at kicking and heading clear but treats the ball like a hot cinder when it's at his feet. Can't get rid of it fast enough. He's also always getting caught forward from set pieces. Not my favourite footballer.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:38 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Pity Ferdinand can't wind himself up to playing some football.
Actually I thought he was one of the better defenders against Paraguay (or the one who made fewest mistakes).
How many times did he pass back to either Neville or Robinson when a pass really wasn't on? He's okay at kicking and heading clear but treats the ball like a hot cinder when it's at his feet. Can't get rid of it fast enough. He's also always getting caught forward from set pieces. Not my favourite footballer.

Not my favourite either but it seemed to me against Paraguay we gave away the ball a lot with poor or tentative passes after getting possession at the back. It struck me that Ferdinand was better in this area than others.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:29 am

I seemed to remember a story a while ago, about Ferdinand's new car get covered in yogurt in a training ground prank (I assume it was at Utd).

If the new car was a Mercedes, I wonder if this is where 'you've been merked' comes from....

Just a thought.

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:16 am

Backgammon wrote:I seemed to remember a story a while ago, about Ferdinand's new car get covered in yogurt in a training ground prank (I assume it was at Utd).

If the new car was a Mercedes, I wonder if this is where 'you've been merked' comes from....

Just a thought.

A great though at that!

Unfortunatly that's not the meaning:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murked

I prefer your version though.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:44 am

keveh wrote:
Backgammon wrote:I seemed to remember a story a while ago, about Ferdinand's new car get covered in yogurt in a training ground prank (I assume it was at Utd).

If the new car was a Mercedes, I wonder if this is where 'you've been merked' comes from....

Just a thought.
A great though at that!

Unfortunatly that's not the meaning:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murked

I prefer your version though.

I've tried to add my version to the urban dictionary, but the page is unavailable.

Shame, 'cos I wanted to add:

'Murked' or 'Merked'

def.1
To have one's new Mercedes car covered in yogurt.

ex.1
Yo dude, I 'merked' that bitch Rio's fresh wheels last night... Wicked Yo.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:48 am

So it's really just Rio trying to prove he's "from the street" then?

Yeah right...

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