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Wrong way round surely????

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:07 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006280208,00.html

It has exactly the opposite effect on me.
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Post by warthog » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:09 pm

Poor mite probably wanted to escape his pitiful droning.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:10 pm

she woke up screaming "turn that shite off will you? Can't you see I'm ill??"
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:20 pm

communistworkethic wrote:she woke up screaming "turn that shite off will you? Can't you see I'm ill??"
Thats definately more believable.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:38 pm

Poor kid. I'd prefer to believe, like her mother,that it was her fitness that brought her round. If it were me I'd go the Commie route; wake up kicking and screaming and throw the fxxxxxx radio through the window. :mrgreen:
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:40 pm

Well you boys may laugh.... But did you see a photo of him on the beach with his supermodel girlfriend... Now she really is beautiful...

What first atrracted her to him????? Hmmmmmmm....
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Post by warthog » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:44 pm

Gertie wrote:Well you boys may laugh.... But did you see a photo of him on the beach with his supermodel girlfriend... Now she really is beautiful...

What first atrracted her to him????? Hmmmmmmm....
Well, if you ever saw the Mrs Merton interview with Debbie McGhee...

"So, tell me, what was it that first attracted you to millionaire, Paul Daniels"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:48 pm

Gertie wrote:Well you boys may laugh.... But did you see a photo of him on the beach with his supermodel girlfriend... Now she really is beautiful...

What first atrracted her to him????? Hmmmmmmm....
At "five" years old Gertie? He probably owns a Yorkshire Terrier or something. Shows how times have changed, I was at least seven before I had my first serious girlfriend. :mrgreen:
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Post by blurred » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:50 pm

Any reputable source carrying this story? I'm intrigued as to what's going on, but wouldn't give that site the oxygen of my click...
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:55 pm

blurred wrote:Any reputable source carrying this story? I'm intrigued as to what's going on, but wouldn't give that site the oxygen of my click...
Well.....

There is a little girl and she's fallen from a balcony on her head and is in hospital in a coma for weeks with her family by her bedside. The hospital radio plays James Blunt
"You're Beautiful" And the little girl wakes up! And apparently it was her favourite song.

I think that the general consensus is that the song is a rubbish one and that it wouldn't be first choice to wake you out of a coma.

I hope I've got the main elements of the plot there.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:01 pm

Cheers for that, Gertie, makes more sense of the comments now. Sorry, but I'd just never go on that site. Ta :)
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:04 pm

blurred wrote:Cheers for that, Gertie, makes more sense of the comments now. Sorry, but I'd just never go on that site. Ta :)
The pleasure was all mine... And hooray for the little girl!!!

But what do YOU think of James Blunt and his song????
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Post by Lennon » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:07 pm

Obviously 'coincidence' is out of the question.

Why don't they just play all coma victims their favourite songs? Wake the lazy gits up and free up the beds they're using I say.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:28 pm

blurred wrote:Any reputable source carrying this story? I'm intrigued as to what's going on, but wouldn't give that site the oxygen of my click...
it's in the mirror, I'm sure you can drag yourself to read that
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:51 pm

blurred wrote: Sorry, but I'd just never go on that site. Ta :)
Well I would if it was ME that they were slagging off! :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:01 pm

Gertie wrote:But what do YOU think of James Blunt and his song????
Is this the one that he shoehorned a profanity into in a desperate bid for rock and roll kudos? Pathetic! This is the sort of pap that they give to beginners to learn to play guitar with because it's so easy. Completely unoriginal, it lacks any direction or ambition but is just, well, safe! I've no doubt that it's being played in ASDA as I write.
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Post by Nozza » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:32 pm

Lennon wrote:Obviously 'coincidence' is out of the question.

Why don't they just play all coma victims their favourite songs? Wake the lazy gits up and free up the beds they're using I say.
What a stupid comment. The level of unintelligence of some people amazes me.

This isn't an amazing occurance however. Tests have proven that although you can't function, your brain does process some senses, while in a coma. It's something to do with the electro-magnetic pulses that get fired through the brain.

But never mind eh, lets just kill anyone who is unfortunate enough to be involved in an horrific accident that means they are put into a coma. The inconsiderate bastards. :roll:
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:04 pm

overreaction possibly Hoolio? Lennon was purely adding a bit of balance through cynicism. There is no direct evience that the skinny warblers dirge woke her from her coma.

The body's ability to still function and respond to some stimuli is not questioned but a coma is a protective state, it's purpose being to provide the maximum healing opportunity by direct resources away from all but the most vital areas. The body makes it's own decisions as to when it is ok to come out of a coma rather than being brought out of it by a noise.
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Post by Gertie » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:17 pm

Not that I ever want to befall this fate, but I do believe that I would be awoken from a coma by a big snog from wee Markie....

He can also sing Clementine just to make sure.

I might get this request printed on the back of my donor card just to make sure ;)
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:20 pm

The Huckleberry Hound song???????
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