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Post by Gertie » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:06 pm

Monty,

Johnny Depp.... What a babe in Cry Baby...

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I'm afraid that is one of the nonsense ones I would have been able to get...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:13 pm

Gertie wrote:Monty,

Johnny Depp.... What a babe in Cry Baby...

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I'm afraid that is one of the nonsense ones I would have been able to get...
You and 85% of anyone I'd meet. I take it then Cry-Baby was a fictional movie character. Oh well, there's always tomorrow and there is some consolation in the fact that I never got my thong tied up with my fishnet stockings, my laptop works and my car seems fine.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:42 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:and there is some consolation in the fact that I never got my thong tied up with my fishnet stockings, my laptop works and my car seems fine.
Err, Monty. Nobody likes a show-off, you know?! :(
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:53 pm

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Montreal Wanderer wrote:and there is some consolation in the fact that I never got my thong tied up with my fishnet stockings, my laptop works and my car seems fine.
Err, Monty. Nobody likes a show-off, you know?! :(
I suppose not and I'm probably tempting providence anyway. :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:12 pm

Gertie wrote: I really think I'm the most stupid person in Bolton. They are things I've never ever heard of.
I wish you wouldn't say things like this, Gertie. Today I'm seven places below you with only 15 entrants so could finish a good 17 places below you. It's not fun being miles behind the most stupid person in Bolton. You've made me feel really depressed. :cry:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:16 pm

Zulu's in the zone today - for a change!
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:19 pm

10/10 lost by a second! Zulu, spoiling my single assault at glory! :D
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:21 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Zulu's in the zone today - for a change!
For a change? Global stats tell me Zulu has already one previous win (something I have not come close to) and now looks set to win another. No need for false modesty, Lt. Gonville Bromhead - you appear to have crushed the impi again.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:25 pm

americantrotter wrote:10/10 lost by a second! Zulu, spoiling my single assault at glory! :D
Nice work, AT. I still don't understand the scoring - one second has currently cost you two points, while the thirty second difference between Andy and me cost me five.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:26 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Zulu's in the zone today - for a change!
For a change? Global stats tell me Zulu has already one previous win (something I have not come close to) and now looks set to win another. No need for falsoe modesty, Lt. Gonville Bromhead - you appear to have crushed the impi again.
I say! I'll get the batman to rustle up a bit of tiffin by way of celebration. :D

If I'm still in front in fifteen hours time of course. :(
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:41 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gertie wrote: I really think I'm the most stupid person in Bolton. They are things I've never ever heard of.
I wish you wouldn't say things like this, Gertie. Today I'm seven places below you with only 15 entrants so could finish a good 17 places below you. It's not fun being miles behind the most stupid person in Bolton. You've made me feel really depressed. :cry:
Hooooooooooooooray for me!!!! I'm sorry to see that today you are beneath the numpty from Bolton.

Naturally all my questions were easy, how else could I explain the dizzy heights that I have reached.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:46 pm

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Gertie wrote: I really think I'm the most stupid person in Bolton. They are things I've never ever heard of.
I wish you wouldn't say things like this, Gertie. Today I'm seven places below you with only 15 entrants so could finish a good 17 places below you. It's not fun being miles behind the most stupid person in Bolton. You've made me feel really depressed. :cry:
Hooooooooooooooray for me!!!! I'm sorry to see that today you are beneath the numpty from Bolton.

Naturally all my questions were easy, how else could I explain the dizzy heights that I have reached.
:evil: Just don't make things worse and tell me you are a blonde, or something.
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:01 pm

Oh yes and stupid!

Don't be too hard on yourself Monty, at least you're not wearing 2 watches....
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:08 pm

10/10 75 seconds

monty drops further down the list
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:09 pm

Gertie wrote:Oh yes and stupid!

Don't be too hard on yourself Monty, at least you're not wearing 2 watches....
Or a beady thong with the wrong kind of stockings.... :wink:
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:01 pm

we need more people to play! I might never be this high again! I need all the points I can get.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:02 pm

americantrotter wrote:we need more people to play! I might never be this high again! I need all the points I can get.
:oops: I need more people to play very badly...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:06 pm

The Montreal Thickie wrote: "I need more people to play very badly..."
Announced Monty, before departing McGill, tailgate flapping freely in his rear view mirror. :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:14 pm

Bruce the Laptopless wrote:
The Montreal Genius who had a bad day wrote: "I need more people to play very badly..."
Announced Monty, before departing McGill, tailgate flapping freely in his rear view mirror. :wink:
No tailgate on my sedan, just a trunk lid - or is that still a boot to you. :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:19 pm

The boy in the corner in the pointy hat wrote:No tailgate on my sedan, just a trunk lid - or is that still a boot to you. :mrgreen:
I think it might be, what's a sedan? :conf:
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