Anybody seen - Stinky?

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:54 pm

Gertie wrote:I'm not sure I'm catching on here.... Someone will have to PM me...??

If norks are what I think they are... then I haven't heard that before... I was in the Mosely a few years ago in Breightmet and a bloke asked me if I would get my bazookas out????? Perhaps he was mixing me up with SOTWA????????
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Waps
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Post by warthog » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:00 pm

Not forgetting bristols, nans and top bollocks.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:42 pm

"lallys" always made me smile, not to mention "saddlebags"! (Cue immortal line "Any letters for me, pet?")

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:44 pm

Gertie wrote:I was in the Mosely a few years ago in Breightmet and a bloke asked me if I would get my bazookas out?????
That's Breightmet lads for you, Gertie!

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:45 pm

Sorry boys you've just infringed my copyright, that'll be £40 from Zulu and £60 from Warthog please, or I'll see you in court.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:47 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Sorry boys you've just infringed my copyright, that'll be £40 from Zulu and £60 from Warthog please, or I'll see you in court.
Or you could just employ us both as researchers and contributors?

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:34 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Sorry boys you've just infringed my copyright, that'll be £40 from Zulu and £60 from Warthog please, or I'll see you in court.
Or you could just employ us both as researchers and contributors?

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I applied for that post the other day but got turned down. Apparently you need some recent hands-on experience.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:04 am

warthog wrote:Not forgetting bristols, nans and top bollocks.
Dirty Pillows and Funbags :D
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Post by Gertie » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:15 am

I wonder if Stinky will be well chuffed to know a thread dedicated to him has turned into words for boobies??

Although, I think he said he was more of a legs man.... He said he really liked Tango's Tangodancer
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Post by Mustard Dust Sand » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:04 am

What about Roof Tiler's Nailbags?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:39 am

Gee, "breasts" did good for an awful long time. Still the most sensual word for me and a word women are happy with. Then again, I'm old-fashioned! :mrgreen:
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Post by picaro » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:33 pm

how about "funbags"?
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Post by Bench » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:47 pm

Anyone see.....stinky?
Just to wrestle the baps thread back on track......I've seen him!!

On Wanderersways..... :oops:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:52 pm

Bench wrote:
Anyone see.....stinky?
Just to wrestle the baps thread back on track......I've seen him!!

On Wanderersways..... :oops:
I presume you are blushing because YOU went to that site!
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Post by Bench » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:00 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bench wrote:
Anyone see.....stinky?
Just to wrestle the baps thread back on track......I've seen him!!

On Wanderersways..... :oops:
I presume you are blushing because YOU went to that site!
It was a link......I clicked on it without thinking.....I was under pressure......not concentrating.....my hands are operating without the permission of my brain.....it was an impulse click.....I din't know what I was doin' Guv'nor.....
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:06 pm

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Post by warthog » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:08 pm

Bench won't be posting for a while. He's busy scrubbing his figertips with a Brillo pad.
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