The First TW Open Golf Championship

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The First TW Open Golf Championship

Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:48 am

Ladies and Gents this is your last opportunity to register for the TW Open Golf Championship, to be played on 16th July at Bolton Municipal Golf Course, Lostock, Bolton.


This will be a Stableford Points Tournament to even things out between the hackers and the regulars. Handicaps to be declared before tee-off (non-handicappers get 28 or 36 for ladies), points scored against NET scores as follows...

Bogey - 1pt
Par - 2 pts
Birdie - 3pts
Eagle - 4pts
Albatross - 5 pts.

Registered Players so far are

Me
Bruce Rioja
Ratbert
His Royal Gingerness


the following made utterances of interest but haven't confirmed...

Mummy
Tango
Plodder
Dr Hotdog
Sotwa
Gertie
Harry Genshaw

Could anyone who wishes to play PM me by the end of Monday, so that I can get tee times booked and organise the relevant prizes.

Ta

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:58 am

Yep, I'm in. I'll PM to confirm. Come on SOTWA, this is the grudge match you've been waiting for...
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:16 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Yep, I'm in. I'll PM to confirm. Come on SOTWA, this is the grudge match you've been waiting for...
Ohhhh that's it Mummywhycantibeatsotwa, pick a sport I'm crap at won't you :roll:

I'll be there if I can kick your arse at pool in the club house after! :twisted:
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Post by Nozza » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:50 pm

If you'd had it the weekend after, I would have made an effort to come. So probably sound planning in your part! :lol:
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Post by Batman » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:18 pm

I have seen HRG play, all I can say is for you to check his pockets for extra balls to surreptiously 'drop' every now and then....... :D


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Post by malcd1 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:24 pm

I would love to come but I am on holiday. I would certainly be interested if you have a 2nd TW Open Golf Championship.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:30 pm

malcd1 wrote:I would love to come but I am on holiday. I would certainly be interested if you have a 2nd TW Open Golf Championship.
Hmmm, the TW Winter Greens Challenge. Malc, you're a genius! :twisted:
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:30 pm

ah malcd1 shame. but who knows there may be a TW Masters.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:02 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Yep, I'm in. I'll PM to confirm. Come on SOTWA, this is the grudge match you've been waiting for...
Ohhhh that's it Mummywhycantibeatsotwa, pick a sport I'm crap at won't you :roll:

I'll be there if I can kick your arse at pool in the club house after! :twisted:
To be honest, the way I played this morning I think I'd have a better chance at pool...
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Post by Gertie » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:34 pm

I'd love to play, apart from the fact that I would come last......... I'm in REading from my friend Darran's birthday so can't play have fun boys......


I've just ordered a set of ladies left hand clubs so I don't have to maek do with the rubbish bloke on'es which are far too long fro me. £95 for a full set and bag

Next time I'll def be up for it........

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:36 pm

and I was so looking forward to you playing around with me.
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Post by Gertie » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:39 pm

And a hole in one???????????????

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:42 pm

Gertie wrote:And a hole in one???????????????
indeed - isn't strokeplay just great? :wink:
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Post by Batman » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:42 pm

Will you two stop flirting and just go for a drink, you make me sick with this constant fannying around one another.

FOR FECKS SAKE, JUST GET IT ON YOU IDIOTS :D

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Post by Gertie » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:45 pm

Barry White wrote:
FOR FECKS SAKE, JUST GET IT ON YOU IDIOTS :D
I can't make rational decisions I'm pished and disapppointend :cry:

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:46 pm

Gertie wrote:
Barry White wrote:
FOR FECKS SAKE, JUST GET IT ON YOU IDIOTS :D
I can't make rational decisions I'm pished and disapppointend :cry:
Sounds like the ideal time to chance my luck! :twisted:
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Post by Batman » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:48 pm

FFS.

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Post by Gertie » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:51 pm

Batman wrote:FFS.
I appologise Batty.

sorrrrrrrrry

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:09 pm

Gertie wrote:I'd love to play, apart from the fact that I would come last......... I'm in REading from my friend Darran's birthday so can't play have fun boys......


I've just ordered a set of ladies left hand clubs so I don't have to maek do with the rubbish bloke on'es which are far too long fro me. £95 for a full set and bag

Next time I'll def be up for it........
Err, I hate to have to remind you, Gerts, but when you've sobered up, you're actually right handed !! :roll:
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Post by Gertie » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:11 pm

I know honey, but for some bizaree resaon me and Phil Mickleson play leftie despite writing with our rights???

Whath's that all about????????????????

How did you spot my drunkenedness???

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