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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:13 pm

she has said that she can only play left-handed.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:16 pm

Gertie wrote:How did you spot my drunkenedness???
Because when you rang me you called me Brike ! :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:32 pm

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Gertie wrote:How did you spot my drunkenedness???
Because when you rang me you called me Brike ! :wink:
Could have been worse. Could have been Moose!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:09 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Could have been worse. Could have been Moose!
Absolute quality. :D
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:11 pm

Think you'll find I confirmed from day one Commie.
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Post by ratbert » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:09 am

I'll be there, what time does it start though (two hours travel time from the West Midlands to programme in)
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:32 pm

Looking at about 10.30 kick off. Will confirm when I've booked it.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:07 pm

Right !!!!!! It's on!!!!!!

Sunday 16th two tee-off times are booked 11.01 and 11.08, the competitors are...

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Bruce
Ratbert
SOTWA
Hisroyalgingerness
Mummywhycantieatcrayons

and maybe plodder.

There are prizes for nearest the pin on one of the par 3's and prize for winner and runner up. Stableford points, get those handicaps in, we'll have no banditry!

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Re: BUMP

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:12 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Right !!!!!! It's on!!!!!!

Sunday 16th two tee-off times are booked 11.01 and 11.08, the competitors are...

Commie
Bruce
Ratbert
SOTWA
Hisroyalgingerness
Mummywhycantieatcrayons

and maybe plodder.

There are prizes for nearest the pin on one of the par 3's and prize for winner and runner up. Stableford points, get those handicaps in, we'll have no banditry!

Post-golf drinks and presentations in the Beehive.
What happened to Tango who confirmed on day one?
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Re: BUMP

Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:25 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Right !!!!!! It's on!!!!!!

Sunday 16th two tee-off times are booked 11.01 and 11.08, the competitors are...

Commie
Bruce
Ratbert
SOTWA
Hisroyalgingerness
Mummywhycantieatcrayons

and maybe plodder.

There are prizes for nearest the pin on one of the par 3's and prize for winner and runner up. Stableford points, get those handicaps in, we'll have no banditry!

Post-golf drinks and presentations in the Beehive.
What happened to Tango who confirmed on day one?
The thumb print on the back of his head became painful. Something about an anniversary or something.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:33 pm

What happened to Tango who confirmed on day one?
The thumb print on the back of his head became painful. Something about an anniversary or something.[/quote]

Not just an anniversary, only our "Silver Wedding". Wife was not too delighted I can tell you. I was really looking forward to the golf. I mean, after 25 years, what's another day? Didn't tell her that though. I'll be there next time. Have fun. :evil:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:24 pm

One full weekend and six weekday evenings on the Driving Range coming up! :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:25 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:One full weekend and six weekday evenings on the Driving Range coming up! :wink:
already been tonight :wink:

be glad there's no long driving comp too. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:52 pm

communistworkethic wrote:be glad there's no long driving comp too. :wink:
Well that'll be two of us then. :D

Thanks for sorting it all out, Fella.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:06 am

We could have a best slice/hook driving competition

I'd contend for that one!
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:17 pm

Yes, thanks for this Commie.

I might have 9 holes tonight actually....

Who are the threeballs then? Grouped by handicap?
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:39 pm

it looks like a 3 and a 4 (provided plodder makes it), names to be drawn from a hat as to the groupings.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:01 pm

Ok had to go back to Bolton today so called in at Regents Park.

There's a big sign at the reception:

No Jeans, No football shirts, No trainers.

So anyone without golf-shoes, you've got a week to get some cheap ones from Sportsworld or wear some balck rtrainers that nobody will spot!


Green Fees are £14.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:05 pm

communistworkethic wrote:There's a big sign at the reception:

No Jeans, No football shirts, No trainers.
I should fecking well hope that there is!! In fact, there shouldn't be a need for it in the first place!!! Ehhhh Gads :shock:
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:08 pm

You should come to Oulton Hall with me bruce, it's almost the exact opposite!!!
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