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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:03 pm

Good luck and good weather, all of you. Wish I was there. :(
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Good luck and good weather, all of you. Wish I was there. :(
I think the forecast is good.

Can't you let her caddy - what could be better than a nice walk in the sun on your anniversary? :D
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:08 pm

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TANGODANCER wrote:Good luck and good weather, all of you. Wish I was there. :(
I think the forecast is good.

Can't you let her caddy - what could be better than a nice walk in the sun on your anniversary? :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:02 pm

communistworkethic wrote: If I've sussed it correctly, the back 9 is now the front 9, the old 10th is now the driving range and the practice area is now the 1st!!

on that basis, 9th hole will be our nearest the pin competition.
Sussed it you have, Comrade.

I got a card when I was up there last night and you're spot on. Of course, this means that we now start off with a 478 Yard Par 5 (SI 8 ), then it's the old 11th (Dog-leg right, forest to the right, embankment left) 331 Yard Par 4 (SI 4) followed by another Par 5 at 476 Yards. Not like how you set off the last time I played up there with a 328 Yard Par 4 (SI 18 ) :shock:
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:10 pm

aye the goold old days - 3 wood and an an 8 iron.

Mind you when I was young and flexible the 9th (475yrds par 5 if memory serves) was drive cutting off the dogleg and an 8 iron. Theses days it'll be a good drive and and then another one!
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Post by ratbert » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:59 pm

Guys, bad news (or good, depending what you think of me) as I can't make it Sunday due to a mix up in dates re. a wedding I'm attending. Buggerfucktw*t as 'The Parkie' from Viz used to say.

Have a great round and a fair contest, and I'll definately be at Hoylake on the Friday should anyone else here be.

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:02 pm

Are we still on then? How many have we got coming? And how many shots are people claiming? :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:05 pm

I am. 28 please! :mrgreen:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:08 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I am. 28 please! :mrgreen:
28?! No grown man should have TWO shots on any golf hole! If you shoot a nett 62 there'll be trouble...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:11 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I am. 28 please! :mrgreen:
28?! No grown man should have TWO shots on any golf hole! If you shoot a nett 62 there'll be trouble...
OK :(

I usually get 18.

(an' that's the truth I telz ya).
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:30 pm

Right we are now down to 4 - sotwa's dropped out due to work to.


I'm still up for playing, though maybe we defer the "Open" itself until we get some more people available?? The trophies and prizes will wait until then. Then we can add Ratbert, SOTA, Tango, Gertie and may PLodder to the line-up.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:50 pm

Commie, even if it's just me and thee, we're playing on Sunday morning!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Commie, even if it's just me and thee, we're playing on Sunday morning!
aye, absolutely!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:11 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Commie, even if it's just me and thee, we're playing on Sunday morning!
aye, absolutely!
And may I also just convey my most sincere thanks to you for the time and amount of stirling effort that you have selflessly put into this as a forum project. I for one truly appreciate it. Cheers, mate! :pray:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:53 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Commie, even if it's just me and thee, we're playing on Sunday morning!
aye, absolutely!
And may I also just convey my most sincere thanks to you for the time and amount of stirling effort that you have selflessly put into this as a forum project. I for one truly appreciate it. Cheers, mate! :pray:
Just read this and kicked the fxcking wall!!

I feel sick missing this. That's no bullshit either!!!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:39 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Commie, even if it's just me and thee, we're playing on Sunday morning!
aye, absolutely!
And may I also just convey my most sincere thanks to you for the time and amount of stirling effort that you have selflessly put into this as a forum project. I for one truly appreciate it. Cheers, mate! :pray:
May I second those sentiments... sorry you can't make it SOTWA. I make that one cry-off each then. :wink:

Well, I'm still coming. Do we have a fourball?
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:25 am

if HRG is still turning up then - yes we have a fourball
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THE TW OPEN TROPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:31 pm

Some probably thought I was jesting at the idea of a trophy but no. Forget the Claret Jug of teh British Open or the green jacket of the US Masters.....here we have the TW Open 2006 Trophy


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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:33 pm

Quick, Honey. Clear a space ont' fire surround. :mrgreen:
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Re: THE TW OPEN TROPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:55 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Some probably thought I was jesting at the idea of a trophy but no. Forget the Claret Jug of teh British Open or the green jacket of the US Masters.....here we have the TW Open 2006 Trophy


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I don't rate that fella's backswing, but it's a nice little trophy. So Bruce, Gingerness and I are not competing with you for its custody then?
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