Dans le Nord-Est

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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:09 pm

We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."

Thank you and good night.
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Post by ciaraldi » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:10 pm

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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:12 pm

the use of pseudo Irish words (spelt wrong) to try to persuade the world how much fun you are is far from convincing...

Look at me - I'm fun I am - look at us - we're a right laugh we are... (repeat ad nauseam....) look at how many of us are online at any given time - it shows what fun we are... errr.. or that we spend all our time in front of a computer screen because we have nothing better to do and no real friends to talk to....

err...

great "crack" (sic) lads...

Phil
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Re: Dans le Nord-Est

Post by Joe Fabulous » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:12 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."

Thank you and good night.
Had any offers of cheap black pudding yet , or what?? :D
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Re: Dans le Nord-Est

Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:13 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."
AM NOT SURPRISED YOU NEED DRUGS TO GET THROUGH THE DAYS N NIGHTS UP THERE
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Re: Dans le Nord-Est

Post by ciaraldi » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:14 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."
AM NOT SURPRISED YOU NEED DRUGS TO GET THROUGH THE DAYS N NIGHTS UP THERE
its great to hear all the stereotypes coming out :D
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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:15 pm

thebish wrote:the use of pseudo Irish words (spelt wrong) to try to persuade the world how much fun you are is far from convincing...

Look at me - I'm fun I am - look at us - we're a right laugh we are... (repeat ad nauseam....) look at how many of us are online at any given time - it shows what fun we are... errr.. or that we spend all our time in front of a computer screen because we have nothing better to do and no real friends to talk to....

err...

great "crack" (sic) lads...

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You've edited it, and yet you're still an illiterate charlie.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:15 pm

WHY ELSE WOULD HE USE THE SAYING, GREAT CRACK?

UNLESS HE'S THICK?


MAYBE HE LIKES SOME BOTTY ACTION, I DUNNO
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Post by ratbert » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:17 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:WHY ELSE WOULD HE USE THE SAYING, GREAT CRACK?

UNLESS HE'S THICK?
I think he meant large crack, that's how I've heard most of the north east women described :roll:
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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:20 pm

Image

Me. Yesterday.

(whippet not pictured).
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:21 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote: You've edited it, and yet you're still an illiterate charlie.

Oh dear Bob - what a fanny you are... the spelling "spelt" is a perfectly legitimate past participle of the verb "to spell" - so I don't catch your illiteracy accusation..

perhaps you could explain?

(enjoy your crack - but keep it to yourself, eh?)

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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:23 pm

thebish wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote: You've edited it, and yet you're still an illiterate charlie.

Oh dear Bob - what a fanny you are... the spelling "spelt" is a perfectly legitimate past participle of the verb "to spell" - so I don't catch your illiteracy accusation..

perhaps you could explain?

(enjoy your crack - but keep it to yourself, eh?)

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http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q= ... arch&meta=

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:26 pm

http://www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chamber ... lla-search


PLUM

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Re: Dans le Nord-Est

Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:27 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."

Thank you and good night.
no it's high quality stuff, street price is high at the moment.


or did you mean "craic", the Gaelic word for "fun" "enjoyment"??
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:29 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
thebish wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote: You've edited it, and yet you're still an illiterate charlie.

Oh dear Bob - what a fanny you are... the spelling "spelt" is a perfectly legitimate past participle of the verb "to spell" - so I don't catch your illiteracy accusation..

perhaps you could explain?

(enjoy your crack - but keep it to yourself, eh?)

Phil
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q= ... arch&meta=

Aye.
From Webster's online dictionary ( a more acceptable source than google)
Main Entry: 2spelt
Pronunciation: 'spelt
chiefly British past and past participle of SPELL
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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Re: Dans le Nord-Est

Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:34 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:We have a saying. It goes thus:

"Your crack is shit."

Thank you and good night.
no it's high quality stuff, street price is high at the moment.


or did you mean "craic", the Gaelic word for "fun" "enjoyment"??
Nope. 'Crack' is a word, spelled as such, as ingrained in the language and culture of the North-East as 'craic' is across the Irish Sea.

It can often be found alongside another popular North Easten colloquialism 'canny', an adjective of often varying meanings. In conjunction with 'crack' it would generally be used to describe the high levels of enjoyment an individual has taken from a conversation, event, etc.

Canny crack: noun, colloq.: Enjoyable discussion.
See also: craic, chow-on
Antonym: The Trotters
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:34 pm


hahahahahahahahah - Bob, you rely on Google for your English education??

look down that Google list of yours and you'll see that they're all nouns - because it's a list of definitions (go and look up the word "noun" and "definition" in a real dictionary.)

"spelt" is also the commonly used British past participle of the verb "to spell".

y'see - being on the internet all day proving what a jolly funny little fellow you are has really ruined your education..

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Post by Sideshow Bob » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:36 pm

thebish wrote:

hahahahahahahahah - Bob, you rely on Google for your English education??

look down that Google list of yours and you'll see that they're all nouns - because it's a list of definitions (go and look up the word "noun" and "definition" in a real dictionary.)

"spelt" is also the commonly used British past participle of the verb "to spell".

y'see - being on the internet all day proving what a jolly funny little fellow you are has really ruined your education..

Phil
Yes, I rely on Google for my English education, and information on French military history. Your point?
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Post by ciaraldi » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:37 pm

the ciaraldi 6th edition dictionary

Phil - A pompous man who gives out english lessons when really he is on the dole. Common sayings can be found below

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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:40 pm

ciaraldi wrote: Phil - A pompous man who gives out english lessons when really he is on the dole. Common sayings can be found below
nice one son... except the English lesson was from Mr Bob who questionned my spelling of "spelt" - he is (apparently) the Google professor of incorrect correction.

tell us though - how excited are you about getting Big Sam as manager?

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