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Who would you be?

Post by plodder » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:15 am

If you had a choice, one person from history. Been topic of conversation for the last two days and I can't decide.

Rudolph Giuliani, Ali or maybe Churchill........

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:22 am

If I was this Ali I'd probably never leave the house...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:25 am

Oliver Reed (If only to have done Castaway with Amanda Donohoe :oops: )
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:39 am

Ron Jeremy.

Cracking moustache IMO.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:45 am

Omar Khayyam for reality, Charlton Heston for the rest. :mrgreen:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:31 am

In the real world - Churchill, for his wit, survival instincts and all the things he packed into his long life.

In the pretend world - Terry-Thomas or Leslie Philips, two archetypal English cads and lounge lizards. "I say!" or "Ding dong!" echoes their hilarious journeys through life. Priceless.

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Post by JAM » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:52 am

I'd quite like to be sam allardyce. I'd log on to www.mackemboozer.co.uk and similar webisites and tell them to stick their job up thier arse. :D
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Post by Raven » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:24 pm

Akhenaten the Egyptian Pharoah, no one really know why he gave up on their gods and left Thebes and what happened to him. He also invented monotheism long before the Christianity, Juddaism and Islam were thought of

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:33 pm

It's got to be Prince Philip. What a job!. You can say what you like, do what you like and have a thousand flunkeys running round after you.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:44 pm

Raven wrote:Akhenaten the Egyptian Pharoah, no one really know why he gave up on their gods and left Thebes and what happened to him. He also invented monotheism long before the Christianity, Juddaism and Islam were thought of
Not the most popular man in Egyptian history, since all trace of him was wiped out by his predecessors. Bit of an enigma, even by Pharoah standards.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:58 pm

Little Green Man wrote:It's got to be Prince Philip. What a job!. You can say what you like, do what you like and have a thousand flunkeys running round after you.
The original Hoooray Henry. The plonker who asked the Aborigines "Do you lot still chuck spears at each other? Ho, ho ho"
If ever a man was stealing a living it's that d---head! :evil:
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:42 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:It's got to be Prince Philip. What a job!. You can say what you like, do what you like and have a thousand flunkeys running round after you.
The original Hoooray Henry. The plonker who asked the Aborigines "Do you lot still chuck spears at each other? Ho, ho ho"
If ever a man was stealing a living it's that d---head! :evil:
I'd just like to state that I don't support the guy - in fact I think he's a prize pillock. It's just that if I'm going to be someone in history I want a relatively easy life. As much as I admire Nelson Mandela, I wouldn't want to spend 25 years crapping in a bucket. Ditto Darwin - and he had sea sickness, lice and scurvy to contend with too.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:46 pm

Hugh hefner!

And yes, until it fell off!!!!!!!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:17 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:Akhenaten the Egyptian Pharoah, no one really know why he gave up on their gods and left Thebes and what happened to him. He also invented monotheism long before the Christianity, Juddaism and Islam were thought of
Not the most popular man in Egyptian history, since all trace of him was wiped out by his predecessors. Bit of an enigma, even by Pharoah standards.
:shock:
How did his predecessors manage that? Time travel? :wink:
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:19 pm

Nat Lofthouse. Not an easy life, but to be the toast of Bolton for nearly your whole life. Not too bad.

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Post by Gertie » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:27 pm

Mrs Mark Owen.... Just waking up every morning with him.... Heaven.....

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 pm

Gertie wrote:Mrs Mark Owen.... Just waking up every morning with him.... Heaven.....
Funny name for a girl!!
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:31 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:Akhenaten the Egyptian Pharoah, no one really know why he gave up on their gods and left Thebes and what happened to him. He also invented monotheism long before the Christianity, Juddaism and Islam were thought of
Not the most popular man in Egyptian history, since all trace of him was wiped out by his predecessors. Bit of an enigma, even by Pharoah standards.
:shock:
How did his predecessors manage that? Time travel? :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:45 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:Akhenaten the Egyptian Pharoah, no one really know why he gave up on their gods and left Thebes and what happened to him. He also invented monotheism long before the Christianity, Juddaism and Islam were thought of
Not the most popular man in Egyptian history, since all trace of him was wiped out by his predecessors. Bit of an enigma, even by Pharoah standards.
:shock:
How did his predecessors manage that? Time travel? :wink:
Okay, my error. Appologies By later generations then. :oops:
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Post by jmjhb » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:04 am

Jesus. Just to see if I could walk on water, or perform various other miracles.

Or Samuel L Jackson.

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